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  • FSPassengers, god they love me

    Pleh, stupid passengers, they dont know the meaning of a good flight!

    omg how dare they say im 'drunk or stupid' how rude


    heres the end of flight reports...lies...


    Flight DN184
    End of flight reportDate November 24 2006


    Flight ID:
    DN184

    Pilot: John Doe

    Company: World Travel

    Aircraft: PSS Dash 8 300 Phoenix

    Flight Date: November 24 2006

    Departure: 19h20 (17h20 GMT)

    Arrival: 19h32 (17h33 GMT)

    From: EGJB - Guernsey - Guernsey Isld.

    To: EGJJ - Jersey - United Kingdom

    Nbr of Passengers: 22

    Incident Report:

    The flaps were extended at excessive airspeed and were damaged. There was an exceptional pilot on board and despite the dire situation he was able to land the aircraft safely. The Captain has also declared an emergency before landing.



    Report:

    Flight Distance: 20 Nm Landing Speed: 125.92 kt

    Time Airborne: 00h09:46 Landing Touchdown: -203.08 ft/m (nice)

    Flight Time (block): 00h13:07 Landing Pitch: 5.71

    Time On Ground: 00h05:01 Landing Weight: 34167 lbs

    Average Speed: 127.44 kt Total Fuel Used: 375 lbs

    Max. Altitude: FL 110 Fuel Not Used: 5305 lbs



    Passenger Opinion:
    Terror and grief. (0%)

    -Are dissapointed because the flight was too short.

    -Didn't like your inverted flying. (179)

    -Were terrified by the excess G-forces. (+4.07 -2.63).

    -Didn't like that some passengers started flying around the cabin caused by your negative G flying.

    -Didn't like your acrobatic flight (repeated G-forces).

    -Didn't like that you forgot the belt sign during take-off and landing.

    -Were terrified by your "dive of death".

    -Were terrified because of the problem during flight.

    -Were relieved to land safely after an emergency.

    Financial Report:

    Ticket Income: +131 (20 Nm)

    Cargo Income: +0 (0 lbs)

    Services Income: +0 (0 sandwich 0 hot food 0 drink)

    Services Cost: -0 (20% quality)

    Fuel Cost: -82 (375 lbs Jet-A1)

    Airport Taxes: -20 (Large Aircraft)

    Insurance Costs: -5 (4.32% rate)

    Total Real Income: 23

    Total Income:1,194 (real x50)

    Fleet Bonus:0 (6 aircraft ,no flights today)

    Total Sim Income: 1,194 (total income+fleet bonus)

    Company Reputation:

    Considering that the flight was horrible,the tickets price low,and there was no service aboard,passengers on this flight think that your company's reputation should be 0%

    Your company reputation is now: 61% (-6.20 decrease)



    Overall Flight Result:
    Horrible

    Pilot Bonus points: 130 points

    You made a very nice landing. (+50)

    There was a problem aboard and you declared an emergency. (+50 only you caused the problem)

    You landed at the scheduled airport. (+30)

    Pilot's Penalty points: -4158 points

    You made a serious pilot error that resulted in a critical problem. (-800)

    Performing dangerous manoeuvres in flight while the passengers don't have their seat belts fastened is criminal. (-400)

    Commercial aircraft are not designed for aerobatics, you created excess G-force. (-600)

    Executing a very sharp bank angle (179) is prohibited in commercial aircraft. (-537)

    Exceeding maximum speed of this aircraft is very dangerous. (-600)

    You have exceeded the flap speed limit by 84.03kts (-840)

    Parking brake should only be used when that aircraft has stopped, you used it at speed of 33 kt your aircraft was damaged. (-231)

    You have exceeded the limit of 250kts below 10000 ft AMSL, but since you were conducting emergency procedures you will not receive a penalty.

    Stalling an aircraft full of passengers even with a problem aboard is NOT a good idea. (-150)


  • #2
    You'd make a good BA pilot....
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    • #3
      Damnnnnnn. I would remember not to fly with u Sam in the future

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      • #4
        Did they mention anything about landing into oncoming traffic?

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        • #5
          No no no no no, i've turned AI off

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          • #6
            Hey man all that counts is the landing.. Which was very nice. Thats all I am looking for when I am running FS pax I could care less if I give them to many drinks, or they don't like my rolls..

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            • #7
              I ned to go install FSPax just so I can show you up


              lol, I need a life, anyone got one for sale?
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              • #8
                Originally posted by [email protected]
                anyone got one for sale?
                sale is the keyword here...

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                • #9
                  Try ebay.

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                  • #10
                    I live in Sale In Manchester! (yes it is actually a place)

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                    • #11
                      I didn't know you could do that on FS2004. I'll have to try that when I get home.

                      Looks to me like you'll be getting,... FIRED!!

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                      • #12
                        Re:

                        This one was the best:

                        Stalling an aircraft full of passengers even with a problem aboard is NOT a good idea. (-150) ROFL!

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                        • #13
                          The best thing to do is open the door when your at Fl350

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                          • #14
                            Considering that the flight was horrible,the tickets price low,and there was no service aboard, the passangers got what they paid for.
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                            • #15
                              -Were terrified by the excess G-forces. (+4.07 -2.63).

                              -Didn't like that some passengers started flying around the cabin caused by your negative G flying.

                              -Didn't like your acrobatic flight (repeated G-forces).

                              -Didn't like that you forgot the belt sign during take-off and landing.

                              -Were terrified by your "dive of death".


                              Hahahaha... Consider that as a penalty Sam. .. Red Card !
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