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    The Smith's were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a proxy or surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off." The man should be here soon. Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

    "Good morning madam. I've come to...."

    "Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.

    "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies."

    "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat."

    After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

    "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out!"

    "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me."

    "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

    "My, that's a lot of ...."gasped Mrs. Smith.

    "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."

    "Don't I know it." Mrs. Smith said quietly.

    The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London."

    "Oh my God!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed.

    "And these twins turned out exceptionally well-when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."

    "She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.

    "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."

    "Four or five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened.

    "Yes," the photographer said. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother constantly squealing and yelling-I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began to nibble on my equipment, I just packed it all in."

    Mrs. Smith leaned forward, "You mean they actually chewed on your, um.... equipment?"

    "That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work."


    "Oh, yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold.... and it is very long. Madam? Ma'am?

    ,,,...Good Lord, she's fainted!

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          LMFAO, Jeff...

          Thanks for posting that one. Really had a nice laugh.



          • #6
            Originally posted by gocaps16
            LMFAO, Jeff...

            Thanks for posting that one. Really had a nice laugh.

            Me too!


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              I love it!
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              • #8

                That was funny! Oh man, I'm laughing so hard...
                "The Director also sets the record straight on what would happen if oxygen masks were to drop from the ceiling: The passengers freak out with abandon, instead of continuing to chat amiably, as though lunch were being served, like they do on those in-flight safety videos."

                -- The LA Times, in a review of 'Flightplan'


                • #9
                  I have to admit, I like that one


                  • #10
                    Sh*t thats funny.

                    -Clovis (Jeff gets A+ in humor for 2003)


                    • #11
                      HEHE. Thats awesome.
                      Try to catch me flyin dirty...