United 1890

[brianw999]

So, what, the flight attendants are disposable?

No, FA’s are not disposable. And when FA’s sit down they use a seatbelt.

[3WE]

African or European? It's type-specific.

Indeed.

[Evan]

Really? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

African or European? It's type-specific.

[3WE]

…English Units…

Really? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

Fixed.

And please do not refer to kilograms of jet fuel. It makes us look like outsiders who will never live the dream of turning final with a handful of power levers and 300,000 lb in-tow.

[Evan]

You know, we tend not to like that…. We weren’t super happy with your church services nor taxes on tea.

Of course we do like your units of measurement and Monty Python.

Really? How many stones is the MTOW of an Aggie 170?

Beg pardon sir… I meant how many stone. In Britland, the plural of stone is stone, but the plural of math is maths. In’it.

[DK_Edits]

Isn't that the same thing?

nahh that's crazyyyy, insured and replaceable are the same thing!!!

[3WE]

If all passengers were to do as they are told….

You know, we tend not to like that…. We weren’t super happy with your church services nor taxes on tea.

Of course we do like your units of measurement and Monty Python.

[Evan]

No. They are insured.

Isn't that the same thing?

[Gabriel]

So, what, the flight attendants are disposable?

No. They are insured.

[Evan]

If all passengers were to do as they are told and fasten their seatbelt when seated there would be no need for any padding !

So, what, the flight attendants are disposable?

[DK_Edits]

Ban all turbulence.

You have to wonder though... why airline cabin interiors aren't padded like rooms in insane asylums. Not only would it help during turbulence, it would help with all the insanity.

That would be really funny

[brianw999]

If all passengers were to do as they are told and fasten their seatbelt when seated there would be no need for any padding !

[BoeingBobby]

Looks like we have a new LH

[Evan]

https://avherald.com/h?search_term=t...x=0&search.y=0

Ban all turbulence.

You have to wonder though... why airline cabin interiors aren't padded like rooms in insane asylums. Not only would it help during turbulence, it would help with all the insanity.

[Gabriel]

https://avherald.com/h?search_term=turbulence&opt=0&dosearch=1&search.x=0&search.y=0