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  • #16
    Originally posted by Evan View Post

    Unless it's a Boeing. Then the wing would detach by itself because someone forgot some nuts and/or pins during manufacture.
    Fixed.
    "I know that at times I can be a little over the top." -ITS

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    • #17
      Indeed.
      Les règles de l'aviation de base découragent de longues périodes de dur tirer vers le haut.

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      • #18
        Although the date of the initial post appears to be March 31st in my timezone, it's possible it may have been April 1st in the OP's timezone

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Evan View Post

          Unless it's a Boeing. Then it might be more like that seat track pitch trim switch. Guarded in a flimsy sort of way.

          Captain, here's your coffee, I'll just set it— Oh diggety! Did I detach the wing again?!

          No, you idiot, you released the bird balloons!
          And dear passangers, before takeoff, remember where the emergency exits are located. There are 2 in the front, 2 in the back, 4 in the middle, over the wing, and soon, another one on row 26. Also remember that smoking is strictly prohibited on the plane, and punishable by law. But in 12 minutes, that will be the least of your concerns. Thank you for “flying” alaska airlines, and hope you fly with us again (if you survive)
          Everything that say is in my opinion, a screener might dissagree
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          • #20
            I think it should be: "Please take a moment to locate the emergency exit nearest to you and be aware that the actual location of the exits is subject to change without notice."

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Evan View Post
              I think it should be: "Please take a moment to locate the emergency exit nearest to you and be aware that the actual location of the exits is subject to change without notice."
              “But they will be useless if the plane decides to randomly nosedive and crash because of a random thing named “mcas”. If the plane does not crash, please remove any sharp objects from you, like glasses or high heels. And remember not to bring any of your luggage during an evacuation. Even if it is your much needed wheelchair”
              Also, how do people in wheelchairs, well, evacuate the airplane during an emergency? Do they just crawl out? Just a random question.
              Everything that say is in my opinion, a screener might dissagree
              If you are dissapointed of yourself, look at me and feel better.
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