Originally posted by BoeingBobby
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The flight captain, BoeingBobby (CTPL 7,000,000 total hours, 8,000,000 on type) is pilot-in-command of a rare passenger flight on the 747-200. Once at cruise altitude, things get kind of boring so BoeingBobby suggests to the know-it-all F/O that they take turns sticking their heads out the smoke hatch to see who can do it the longest. The F/O goes first, but he gets immediately sucked out instead. BoeingBobby, concealing his laughter from the CVR, closes the hatch, continuing the flight while enjoying the absence of some snot-nosed F/O going off about procedure this and procedure that. Unfortunately classic 747's, which mostly live in the desert, sometimes have snakes on board, one of which has been hiding behind the rudder pedals, and which now strikes out and bites BoeingBobby in the ankle, temporarily paralyzingly him but not affecting his ability to speak, let alone rant. He uses his last strength to push the FA call button and ask for a little help.
In the main cabin, the FA makes an announcement, asking everybody to remain calm but does anyone know how to fly a plane. 3WE, who happens to be on this flight, immediately raises his hand but before he can speak he is interrupted by a loud creaking sound, a sound of bending plastic against flesh, as a giant unfolds himself from the economy class seat in front of him, unbending and rising like a mighty tree, casting his shadow down upon the speechless masses.
It is Gabriel.
"How's the legroom up there?" He asks hopefully.
"Pretty good", the FA replies,"But do you know how an airplane works?"
Gabriel launches into a Gabriellien explanation of how an airplane works but, after about ten minutes, with time running out and nobody having any idea of what he is saying, the FA gently interrupts him and ushers him upstairs into the cockpit on blind faith.
And then we find out the answer to the burning question: Can a mere GA instrument-rated pilot-of-the-millennium fly and navigate a 747-200 from cruise down to the runway with only his basic airmanship and a bellicose veteran flight captain to give him instructions?
To make it interesting: Ceiling overcast at 2000, visibility unlimited below that. Light crosswind so we get some rudder in. Straight in final to a 10,000ft runway. Automatics are allowed down to the FAF (or maybe down to 500ft). Fuel in board for two missed approaches.
If he nails it on the first approach, maybe change it to Kai Tak's RWY 13 and, if he nails that, to Paro, Bhutan.
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