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  • Iraq TV Guide

    MONDAY
    8:00 Husseinfeld
    8:30 Mad About Everything
    9:00 Suddenly Sanctions
    9:30 Allah McBeal

    TUESDAY
    8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror
    8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says its Right
    9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things
    9:30 Iraq's Funniest Public Execution Bloopers

    WEDNESDAY
    8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
    8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy
    9:00 Just Shoot Me
    9:30 Veilwatch

    THURSDAY
    8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi
    8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H
    9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black,Shapeless Dresses
    9:30 My Two Baghdads

    FRIDAY
    8:00 Judge Saddam
    8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things
    9:00 Achmed's Creek
    9:30 No-witness News

  • #2


    Good One.

    Joe,
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    • #3
      Andy

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      • #4
        US TV Guide
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        Monday
        06:00 FOX News *)
        07:00 FOX News (replay of 06:00)
        08:00 FOX News (replay of 06:00)
        09:00 FOX News (replay of 06:00)
        10:00 FOX News (replay of 06:00)
        11:00 FOX News (replay of 06:00)
        12:00 FOX News
        13:00 FOX News (replay of 12:00)
        14:00 FOX News (replay of 12:00)
        15:00 FOX News (replay of 12:00)
        16:00 FOX News (replay of 12:00)
        17:00 FOX News (replay of 12:00)
        18:00 FOX News
        19:00 FOX News (replay of 18:00)
        20:00 FOX News (replay of 18:00)
        21:00 FOX News (replac of 18:00)
        22:00 FOX News (replay of 18:00)
        23:00 FOX News (replay of 18:00)
        24:00 FOX News (summary of the day)
        01:00 - 06:00 Married With Children

        *) each news block 10 minutes, rest commercials

        Tuesday
        (see Monday)

        etc.

        Regards,
        Peter

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        • #5
          you forgot the weather report. The rest is correct as far as I know.

          Andy

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          • #6
            Weather is included in the 10 minutes

            Regards,
            Peter

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            • #7
              Jeff and Peter, two of the most hilarious jokes i've heard in years.
              "The Director also sets the record straight on what would happen if oxygen masks were to drop from the ceiling: The passengers freak out with abandon, instead of continuing to chat amiably, as though lunch were being served, like they do on those in-flight safety videos."

              -- The LA Times, in a review of 'Flightplan'

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              • #8
                Thanks, one just a bit more original then the other....

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                • #9
                  ... but the other is more true!

                  Regards,
                  Peter

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                  • #10
                    LOL, I have about 200+ TV channels, and only one is fox news. :P
                    But.....great jokes, both of you
                    Fly Raleigh-Durham International, with direct flights on Air Canada, AirTran, American Airlines, American Eagle, America West, Continental Airlines, Continental Express, Delta Airlines, Delta Connection, jetBlue, Northwest Airlines, Southwest Airlines, United Express and US Airways to:

                    ATL, AUS, BWI, BOS, CHS, CLT, MDW, ORD, CVG, CLE, DFW, DTW, FLL, BDL, HOU, IND, LAS, LAX, LGW, MEM, MIA, MSP, BNA, EWR, MSY, JFK, LGA, ORF, MCO, PHL, PHX, PIT, STL, SLC, TPA, YYZ, DCA and IAD.

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                    • #11
                      Hmmmm, 200+ channels, that's

                      ABC
                      NBC
                      CBS
                      CNN
                      FOX
                      HBO
                      Court Span 1-10
                      TNT
                      Cartoon Network
                      Home Shopping 1-20
                      Dicscovery Channel
                      Weather Channel
                      ESPN
                      MTV
                      etc etc

                      So 200+ channels that make you sitting on your sofa and consuming. And do not forget that ALL of them broadcast for money, so the bigger the story is, the more viewers they have, the more expensive their commercials become and the more money they earn.

                      I have access to only about 35 channels via satellite, and most are state run channels who do not broadcast for money, but for authenticity. And that's probably the difference.

                      Regards,
                      Peter

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                      • #12
                        "And do not forget that ALL of them broadcast for money, so the bigger the story is, the more viewers they have, the more expensive their commercials become and the more money they earn."

                        Peter, Supply and demand...


                        "I have access to only about 35 channels via satellite (how embarassing), and most are state run channels who do not broadcast for money, but for authenticity. And that's probably the difference."

                        That's a good one. State run channels must be very interesting
                        I think I watched Public Broadcasting once, but why should I when most Americans have at least 200 channels of Interesting stuff?

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                        • #13
                          Having 35 channels is not embarrassing, as you can only watch one at a time, whether you have 200+ or 35. State run channels certainly are not always interesting, but at least they report without state pressure and/or control, at least in this part of the world.

                          Regards,
                          Peter

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                          • #14
                            What's the point about haveing 200 channels, when you can't watch them at the same day and when they all show pretty much the same.
                            Andy

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                            • #15
                              200+ channels is great because now I get the Discovery Wings Channel. All aviation, all the time
                              Fly Raleigh-Durham International, with direct flights on Air Canada, AirTran, American Airlines, American Eagle, America West, Continental Airlines, Continental Express, Delta Airlines, Delta Connection, jetBlue, Northwest Airlines, Southwest Airlines, United Express and US Airways to:

                              ATL, AUS, BWI, BOS, CHS, CLT, MDW, ORD, CVG, CLE, DFW, DTW, FLL, BDL, HOU, IND, LAS, LAX, LGW, MEM, MIA, MSP, BNA, EWR, MSY, JFK, LGA, ORF, MCO, PHL, PHX, PIT, STL, SLC, TPA, YYZ, DCA and IAD.

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