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Gentlemen,
It has come to my attention that the forum posting tactics in use by you two valued members have created a snafu of sorts.
As commander in chief of the Burppleson Air Force Base, I am thus in charge of the security and well being of the men and women of the United States Air Force who reside on base premesis.
I cannot tolerate the persistent abuse of hand-clapping smileys, the word PEACE written in blue, and a distinct inability to carry out common discusion.
Nor do I have the patience, to stand idly by as forces of communist evil tear at the innards of our very society.
It has become apparent to me, that you sirs are part of a vast communist conspiracy, bent on furthering the effects of fluoridation, contaminating our supply of water, and in the end, leading to the poisoning of our own, precious bodily fluids...
In closing I would like to inform you that a probationary period is being installed, upon which you will be on 24 hour constant alert surveillance, and that, in the event of any type of emergency, I have given my men orders to fire at will.
You are hereby dismissed
-General Jack Ripper,
Cmdr. Burppleson Air Force Base
It has come to my attention that the forum posting tactics in use by you two valued members have created a snafu of sorts.
As commander in chief of the Burppleson Air Force Base, I am thus in charge of the security and well being of the men and women of the United States Air Force who reside on base premesis.
I cannot tolerate the persistent abuse of hand-clapping smileys, the word PEACE written in blue, and a distinct inability to carry out common discusion.
Nor do I have the patience, to stand idly by as forces of communist evil tear at the innards of our very society.
It has become apparent to me, that you sirs are part of a vast communist conspiracy, bent on furthering the effects of fluoridation, contaminating our supply of water, and in the end, leading to the poisoning of our own, precious bodily fluids...
In closing I would like to inform you that a probationary period is being installed, upon which you will be on 24 hour constant alert surveillance, and that, in the event of any type of emergency, I have given my men orders to fire at will.
You are hereby dismissed
-General Jack Ripper,
Cmdr. Burppleson Air Force Base
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