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  • Good Old-Fashioned Tractor Sex!

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    Farmers sow wild oats as tractor ploughs on.

    It used to be the back seat of the car but for Australian farmers, the driver's seat of their tractors is now the hot spot for sex.

    Farmers across the nation are embracing new auto-steer and global positioning technology (GPS) to help them plant crops, apply chemicals and harvest.

    GPS Ag consultant Phil Harris says it is also improving their relationships, with farmers now able to spend more time with their partners both out of the tractor and in it.

    "We've got the mile-high club in aeroplanes, well now we've got the auto sex club on auto-steer," he said.

    Couple Steve and Lhot Martin, from Yorke Peninsula in South Australia, say while they have never taken it that far, they do like to have a cuddle in the tractor.

    "Now we got the GPS and auto-steer, both hands free, and then we can cuddle."

    There have been record sales of the new systems this season, with an estimated 1,200 in use across Australia.
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  • #2
    So this is what happens when you give rednecks advanced technology

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Airbus_A320
      So this is what happens when you give rednecks advanced technology
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      • #4
        LMAO!!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Airbus_A320
          So this is what happens when you give rednecks advanced technology
          So farmers are automatically classified as rednecks??
          George R. Widener
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          • #6
            Originally posted by pullin4u
            Originally posted by Airbus_A320
            So this is what happens when you give rednecks advanced technology
            So farmers are automatically classified as rednecks??
            No, people who have sex in tractors are rednecks...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Greg
              Originally posted by pullin4u
              Originally posted by Airbus_A320
              So this is what happens when you give rednecks advanced technology
              So farmers are automatically classified as rednecks??
              No, people who have sex in tractors are rednecks...
              LOL.
              George R. Widener
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Greg
                Originally posted by pullin4u
                Originally posted by Airbus_A320
                So this is what happens when you give rednecks advanced technology
                So farmers are automatically classified as rednecks??
                No, people who have sex in tractors are rednecks...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Greg
                  Originally posted by pullin4u
                  Originally posted by Airbus_A320
                  So this is what happens when you give rednecks advanced technology
                  So farmers are automatically classified as rednecks??
                  No, people who have sex in tractors are rednecks...


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                  • #10
                    lol thats funny
                    Some people in today's society are so thick!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Chasen_KSFO
                      Originally posted by Greg
                      Originally posted by pullin4u
                      Originally posted by Airbus_A320
                      So this is what happens when you give rednecks advanced technology
                      So farmers are automatically classified as rednecks??
                      No, people who have sex in tractors are rednecks...
                      BE CAREFUL! With all this quoting going on c72 will close this thread!!

                      OK, back to my tractor now...

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                      who wanted to rule the world
                      The fools
                      They locked up the wrong man

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                      • #12
                        Greg said:

                        No, people who have sex in tractors are rednecks...
                        What about people who watch jerry springer while on a tractor?

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                        • #13
                          Interesting reading
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Tillerman
                            Originally posted by Chasen_KSFO
                            Originally posted by Greg
                            Originally posted by pullin4u
                            Originally posted by Airbus_A320
                            So this is what happens when you give rednecks advanced technology
                            So farmers are automatically classified as rednecks??
                            No, people who have sex in tractors are rednecks...
                            BE CAREFUL! With all this quoting going on c72 will close this thread!!

                            OK, back to my tractor now...

                            Tillerman.
                            This isn't in the wrong forum, so no, it won't be closed as of now.

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                            • #15
                              I wonder if the do this over in New Zealand......(Jess!?!? )
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