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    NO i was not high when i came up with this subject. But serioulsy though, what if airplanes could talk for an hour? what do you think they would have to say? What would a 747, DC-10, 737, A300, ATR72 have to say? ill get the ball roling... lol what would a A320 have to say?
    -Kevin

  • #2
    Originally posted by ACman
    what would a A320 have to say?
    damn...sucks to be me......
    Work Right, Fly Hard.

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    • #3
      lol id think a 777 would have to say something like "im long and wide, as wide as a L1011 or DC-10, @#$% you airbus! eat my wake turbulence!"
      -Kevin

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      • #4
        Originally posted by assghanistan
        Originally posted by ACman
        what would a A320 have to say?
        damn...sucks to be me......
        lol

        I could so see that coming.
        Will F.
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        • #5
          I'm long and wide. I slip in and out of the most specatcular runways in the world.
          767-400 would say me too...
          Try to catch me flyin dirty...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by mikecweb
            I'm long and wide. I slip in and out of the most specatcular runways in the world.
            767-400 would say me too...
            764 isn't "wide"...it's one of those long and narrow planes.
            Will F.
            Photos: JetPhotos.Net | Airliners.net | General Photography

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            • #7
              The C-5 would say "Im' a hooker"

              I can't type the rest of the joke cause there's lil ones on the forum

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              • #8
                Antanov An 224 "mmmm that plane was good and so was that truch and helicopter and tank and train..." ect...
                -Kevin

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                • #9
                  Mabey this would be said from a well used cessna:

                  (throws harness on pilot) LA's 350miles south, mush B**CH!


                  How does an airline thats going bankrupt sign new regional carriers, launch a discount airline, purchase new planes, AND repaint their fleet? I dunno, ask United.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by emu
                    The C-5 would say "Im' a hooker"

                    I can't type the rest of the joke cause there's lil ones on the forum


                    Originally posted by mikecweb
                    I'm long and wide. I slip in and out of the most specatcular runways in the world.
                    767-400 would say me too...
                    when you say runways, you do mean "runways", right?...... because you know, i could safely say the same about myself...... .......
                    Work Right, Fly Hard.

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                    • #11
                      *Insert slightly-humourous sexual reference here*

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by screaming_emu
                        The C-5 would say "Im' a hooker"

                        I can't type the rest of the joke cause there's lil ones on the forum
                        Shut up and put up Joe. We want the rest of the joke...
                        "The Director also sets the record straight on what would happen if oxygen masks were to drop from the ceiling: The passengers freak out with abandon, instead of continuing to chat amiably, as though lunch were being served, like they do on those in-flight safety videos."

                        -- The LA Times, in a review of 'Flightplan'

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                        • #13
                          I turned 50 last July,
                          I don't ask for donations,
                          I don't ask the accountants to be more compassionate when scrutinizing my today's operating figures
                          I don't ask for a statue in the middle of the town of Renton
                          But I should have been awarded at least a birthday cake !!!
                          And like it or not, I am eager to add 50 fifty more years under the belt
                          Boeing 707

                          Alain
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by indian airlines
                            Originally posted by screaming_emu
                            The C-5 would say "Im' a hooker"

                            I can't type the rest of the joke cause there's lil ones on the forum
                            Shut up and put up Joe. We want the rest of the joke...
                            Ask Adam, I told him

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                            • #15
                              If airplanes could talk...

                              The ATL-98 Carvair:
                              "Not tonight honey, I have a migraine" (wish there was a pic of this plane in the database)

                              -Colin

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