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An airplane will kill you quick....a woman will take her time.
An airplane skin won't wrinkle as badly.
Airplanes don't take forever to warm up.
Airplanes like to do it inverted.
It's easier to get "trim" in an airplane.
You can keep an airplane from stalling.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
An airplane won't slap you for being a "bush pilot".
You don't always have to be on top to ride an airplane.
An airplane doesn't ask to put on a raincoat before entry.
An airplane's thrust to weight ratio is higher.
You can easily leave an airplane before sunrise.
Airplane exhaust fumes smell better.
Airplanes lose weight faster.
An airplane does not get mad if you "touch and go".
An airplane's performance is seldom hindered by weather.
An airplane will not get mad if you ride somebody else's airplane.
An airplane's cockpit is cleaner.
You can calculate the peak performance of an airplane.
An airplane is easy to roll over.
You can still activate a 50-year-old airplane.
Up to five people can ride in the cockpit of an airplane.
Airplanes last longer.
Airplanes don't droop after many years.
You can always tell when an airplane is going to give out.
An airplane moves when you tell it to.
An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
An airplane will let you use your dipstick any time you want.
Airplanes don't make you "pull-out" to object.
You can change the looks of an airplane.
Airplanes come with manuals.
A 747 can keep you up for 14 hours.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
When you put fuel into an airplane, it does not spit it out.
Airplane curves never sag.
Airplanes last longer.
Airplanes don't get pregnant.
You can fly an airplane any time of the month.
Airplanes don't have parents.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can share your airplane with your friends.
If your airplane makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
If your airplane smokes, you can do something about it.
When flying, you and your airplane arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't care how many other airplanes you have flown before.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
If your airplane is too loose, you can tighten it.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your airplane.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood tests to register your
airplane.
You don't have to convince your airplane that you're a pilot.
If you say bad things to your airplane, you don't have to say you're sorry
before you can fly it again.
You can fly an airplane as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't stay in touch with your old airplane after you dump it.
Airplanes always feel like going for a ride.
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
Airplanes don't insult you if you're a bad pilot.
Your airplane never wants a night out with the other airplanes.
Airplanes expect to be tied down.
However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's a bad thing.
An airplane skin won't wrinkle as badly.
Airplanes don't take forever to warm up.
Airplanes like to do it inverted.
It's easier to get "trim" in an airplane.
You can keep an airplane from stalling.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
An airplane won't slap you for being a "bush pilot".
You don't always have to be on top to ride an airplane.
An airplane doesn't ask to put on a raincoat before entry.
An airplane's thrust to weight ratio is higher.
You can easily leave an airplane before sunrise.
Airplane exhaust fumes smell better.
Airplanes lose weight faster.
An airplane does not get mad if you "touch and go".
An airplane's performance is seldom hindered by weather.
An airplane will not get mad if you ride somebody else's airplane.
An airplane's cockpit is cleaner.
You can calculate the peak performance of an airplane.
An airplane is easy to roll over.
You can still activate a 50-year-old airplane.
Up to five people can ride in the cockpit of an airplane.
Airplanes last longer.
Airplanes don't droop after many years.
You can always tell when an airplane is going to give out.
An airplane moves when you tell it to.
An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
An airplane will let you use your dipstick any time you want.
Airplanes don't make you "pull-out" to object.
You can change the looks of an airplane.
Airplanes come with manuals.
A 747 can keep you up for 14 hours.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
When you put fuel into an airplane, it does not spit it out.
Airplane curves never sag.
Airplanes last longer.
Airplanes don't get pregnant.
You can fly an airplane any time of the month.
Airplanes don't have parents.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can share your airplane with your friends.
If your airplane makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
If your airplane smokes, you can do something about it.
When flying, you and your airplane arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't care how many other airplanes you have flown before.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
If your airplane is too loose, you can tighten it.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your airplane.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood tests to register your
airplane.
You don't have to convince your airplane that you're a pilot.
If you say bad things to your airplane, you don't have to say you're sorry
before you can fly it again.
You can fly an airplane as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't stay in touch with your old airplane after you dump it.
Airplanes always feel like going for a ride.
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
Airplanes don't insult you if you're a bad pilot.
Your airplane never wants a night out with the other airplanes.
Airplanes expect to be tied down.
However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's a bad thing.
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