Stupid jokes that made you laugh for way too long.

[wj_737_200]

Howdy everybody I picked up this idea on another message board I frequent and I got a kick out of some of the jokes. Anyway, what are some really stupid jokes that made you laugh for way too long? I don't mean unfunny kind of stupid, I want funny kind of stupid. Here's one that always gets me laughin for some odd reason (maybe its the visual)

Q: Why did the boy fall off of his skateboard?


A: Because he got hit with a refridgerator.

See stupid but remotley funny, now lets hear yours.

[Airbus_A320]

http://www.jetphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=15306&highlight=jokes&sid=0d14c08728e7de71daa937e4637f24e9

A rare female gorilla is brought to the zoo. She quickly becomes agitated after a few days. The zookeeper realizes she's in heat, but there are no male gorillas available. He approaches the redneck janitor and asks, "Would you have sex with this gorilla for 500 dollars?"

The redneck says, "On three conditions. One, I don't want to have to kiss her. Two, don't tell anyone about this."

The zookeeper asks about the third condition.

The redneck janitor says, "Well it'll take me about a week to come up with the 500 dollars."

[wj_737_200]

Damn, I didn't know there was another thread. Bad wj bad girl. Sorry bout that everyone.

[DeltaASA16]

Wait.... you're a girl?

[Airbus_A320]

Damn, I didn't know there was another thread. Bad wj bad girl. Sorry bout that everyone.

Oh no problem... i just posted that thread cuz i thought you would find some on the jokes in there interesting

[screaming_emu]

Wait.... you're a girl?

ahh...riddle guys oh so desperate. I'd run while you still can WJ

[Ansett]

Wait.... you're a girl?

ahh...riddle guys oh so desperate. I'd run while you still can WJ

run like the wind, fly like a bird!

Some kids said this to us a couple of days ago:

School's are for foools, looook at me. (arms wide open)

[babypurin]

dont come back, they will be all after you!

[assghanistan]

yeah
so a grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. the bartender looks at him in and says "hey, you know that we got a drink named after you?"
the grasshopper looks back at him and says "what? you have a drink named fred?"

[wj_737_200]

I think i'm a chick *looks at chest* yup i'm a girl, either that or I have a bad case of man boobs.

BTW Ansett : that avatar has got to go, he's the creepiest lil man i've seen since the Ovaltine guy.

[screaming_emu]

either that or I have a bad case of man boobs.

you mean moobs

[FlyCharlestonSC]

A man walks into bar and sits down. He looks to one side and sees a rabbi. He looks to the other side and sees a duck and a priest. He says, "Wait! Is this some kind of a joke?"

[Airbus_A320]

BTW Ansett : that avatar has got to go, he's the creepiest lil man i've seen since the Ovaltine guy.

Thats the 6 flags guy... would be pretty funny if he broke his back one of these days doing that dance