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Boy, I didn't realize #4 wasn't there! Anyhow, I know, some of them sound a little fake, but still a good read.
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Re: Idiots of 2004 (non-political)
Originally posted by CheckSixNumber Three Idiot of 2004
A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a
downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this
iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag" While standing in
line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry
that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police
before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of
America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few
minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She
read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the
brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept
his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America
deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells
Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat
defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few
minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.
That's been around for years! That aint 2004!
Very funny
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HEY, where's number 4
anyway entertaining reading, number 8 is by far the most dumb one
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Idiots of 2004 (non-political)
Got this in an e-mail. Don't know if anyone else read it.
Subject: Idiots of 2004
Number One Idiot of 2004
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation
in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman
called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating
ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful
and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the
hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation
happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison
to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her
daughter into the emergency room right away.
Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.
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Number Two Idiot of 2004
Early this year, some Boeing employees on the
airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They
were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after
they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard
helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper
was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when
the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.
Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.
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Number Three Idiot of 2004
A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a
downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this
iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag" While standing in
line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry
that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police
before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of
America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few
minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She
read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the
brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept
his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America
deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells
Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat
defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few
minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.
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Number Five Idiot of 2004
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and
demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer.
After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of
Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the
cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and
said, because I don't believe you are over 21. " The robber said he
was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he
didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's
license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk
looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and
he put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store
with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the
name and address of the robber that he got off the license.
They arrested the robber two hours later.
This guy definitely needs a sign!
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Idiot Number Six of 2004
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop
nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody
move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
This guy doesn't need a sign, he probably figured it out himself.
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Idiot Number Seven of 2004
Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly.
He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor
store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder
block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block
bounced back and hit the would be thief on the head, knocking him
unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexiglas.
The whole event was caught on videotape. Oh, that smarts.
Give him his sign.
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Idiot Number Eight of 2004
Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50 A.M.,
flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because
he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order.
When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't
available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
Sign please.Tags: None
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