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  • Top 12 reasons why Chocolate is better then sex


    1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents.

    2. Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.

    3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.

    4. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

    5. Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft.

    6. No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal.

    7. You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.

    8. If you have to pay for your chocolate, it's not too expensive.

    9. Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober.

    10. A big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying.

    11. You can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers.

    12. It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!

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    chrisburns wrote:

    You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene
    :P
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    • #3
      I have now heard this word about to many times that its lost all meaning and i can hardly say "chocolate" with a strait face.
      -Kevin

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      • #4
        The #1 reason Chocolate doesnt beat sex???? You can eat chocolate with both hands and still get pleasured........

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        • #5
          I know it's just a silly joke, but if you've ever HAD SEX, you would agree chocolate is NEVER better than sex. Sounds like something made up by a fatty chick because she couldn't get any.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by PT737SWA
            I know it's just a silly joke, but if you've ever HAD SEX, you would agree chocolate is NEVER better than sex. Sounds like something made up by a fatty chick because she couldn't get any.
            Yep true, no way in hell Chocolate is better then sex

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            • #7
              Another reason why sex is better than chocolate:

              Chocolate adds calories to the body, while sex burns off calories.
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