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    Well being that Airplane is on Spike TV right now and I'm laughing my ass off I figued lets here your favorite quotes.

    "Surely you can't be serious", "I am serious and don't call me shirley"

    "Joey do like movies about gladiators?"

    "Look like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"

    "Fogs getting thicker.....And Leon is getting larger"

  • #2
    "Its running a little hot"

    "Whats the plane look like?" -> "Well its big, red and white, looks like a big asprin"
    -Kevin

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    • #3
      LOL i loved that movie

      I love the one when the ladies like
      Nervous... First time?
      and the man is like. No no ive been nervous lots of times
      Only the dead have seen the end of the war-Plato

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      • #4
        You got a telegram from headquarters today.
        Headquarters, what is it?
        Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.


        We have clearance Clarence.
        Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?

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        • #5
          anything that Johnny says
          "Get that finger out of your ear, you don't know where it's been."
          http://www.cs.tufts.edu/~rkogan/humor/airplane.html
          the whole script i cant even get through a small part of it without laughing

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          • #6
            I have a drinking problem *splash*

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            • #7
              "You ever been up in a cockpit before?"
              "No sir, I've never been up in a plane before!"
              "You ever seen a grown man naked?"

              "Joey, d'you ever hang around the gymnasium?"
              "Joey? You like movies about gladiators?"
              "Joey? Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?"

              "Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him."
              "Yes, he is wrong for doing that."
              "I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry."
              "Don't be naive, Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice."
              "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise."
              "How true!"
              "Golly!"

              "Captain, uh, maybe we oughtta turn on the searchlights now!"
              "No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
              ^----raveing lunatic


              please excuse my horendus mangeling of the english language, its only my first :P

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              • #8
                Mine are in my sig.
                Click below.

                [http://www.jetphotos.net/showphotos.php?userid=3669]

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                • #9
                  This is more of an ATC quote, but it's still aircraft related -

                  O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."

                  United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

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                  • #10
                    Your favorite Airplane quote

                    The entire movie is an awesome quote. I always like the argument right at the beginning:
                    Voiceman: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
                    of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
                    zone.
                    Voiclady: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
                    of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
                    zone.
                    Voiceman: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
                    of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
                    zone.
                    Voiclady: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
                    of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
                    zone.
                    Voiceman: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading
                    of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white
                    zone.
                    Voiclady: NO! The white zone is for immediate loading and
                    unloading and there is no stopping in the red zone.
                    Voiceman: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading
                    there is never stopping in a white zone.
                    Voiclady: Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone
                    is for loading.
                    Voiceman: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit
                    again!
                    Quote courtesy of:
                    http://www.cs.tufts.edu/~rkogan/humor/airplane.html
                    If want the entire script, it's right there .

                    -Colin

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                    • #11
                      Classic movie

                      we have clearance, clarence. roger, roger, what's our vector, victor. etc
                      He who expected nothin......aint gonna be deceived-JR

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                      • #12
                        And now you can own them on DVD cheap, around 10$ at BestBuy! Along with The Airport Terminal Pack

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                        • #13
                          "How long till we land?"

                          "I can't tell"

                          "You can tell me, I'm a doctor"

                          "I mean, I don't know"

                          "Can't you take a guess?"

                          "Not for another two hours"

                          "You can't take a guess for another two hours?"

                          "No, we can't land for another two hours"
                          He who expected nothin......aint gonna be deceived-JR

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                          • #14
                            "Remind me to send a thankyou note to Mr.Boeing"
                            -Kevin

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                            • #15
                              Re: Your favorite Airplane quote

                              DAL767-400ER saved me the trouble of typing mine out.

                              Originally posted by DAL767-400ER
                              I always like the argument right at the beginning:
                              Voiceman: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
                              of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
                              zone.
                              Voiclady: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
                              of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
                              zone.
                              Voiceman: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
                              of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
                              zone.
                              Voiclady: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
                              of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
                              zone.
                              Voiceman: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading
                              of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white
                              zone.
                              Voiclady: NO! The white zone is for immediate loading and
                              unloading and there is no stopping in the red zone.
                              Voiceman: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading
                              there is never stopping in a white zone.
                              Voiclady: Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone
                              is for loading.
                              Voiceman: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone ****
                              again!
                              Quote courtesy of:
                              http://www.cs.tufts.edu/~rkogan/humor/airplane.html
                              If want the entire script, it's right there .

                              -Colin
                              DeltaRules


                              http://www.flightlevel350.com/aviati...r=Josh+Sprague

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