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  • #16
    There's a sale at Penny's!!!


    They bought the tickets! They were aware of the risks. I say: Let'em crash!


    And my all-time favorite:

    Air Israel please clear the runway.

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    • #17
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      We have clearence Clarence

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      • #18
        Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

        Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

        Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

        Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

        Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
        Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
        Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

        Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

        Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
        Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
        Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
        Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
        Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
        Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
        Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
        Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes

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        • #19
          Your favorite Airplane quote

          Originally posted by FlyCharlestonSC
          And my all-time favorite:

          Air Israel please clear the runway.
          oh yeah, the Air Isreal jet. Best-Movie plane-Ever .

          -Colin

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