Your favorite Airplane quote

[tommyalf]

Well being that Airplane is on Spike TV right now and I'm laughing my ass off I figued lets here your favorite quotes.

"Surely you can't be serious", "I am serious and don't call me shirley"

"Joey do like movies about gladiators?"

"Look like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"

"Fogs getting thicker.....And Leon is getting larger"

[ACman]

"Its running a little hot"

"Whats the plane look like?" -> "Well its big, red and white, looks like a big asprin"

[fly1346]

LOL i loved that movie

I love the one when the ladies like
Nervous... First time?
and the man is like. No no ive been nervous lots of times

[DeltaASA16]

You got a telegram from headquarters today.
Headquarters, what is it?
Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.


We have clearance Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?

[pilotgolfer]

anything that Johnny says
"Get that finger out of your ear, you don't know where it's been."

http://www.cs.tufts.edu/~rkogan/humor/airplane.html

the whole script i cant even get through a small part of it without laughing

[screaming_emu]

I have a drinking problem *splash*

[schuyler]

"You ever been up in a cockpit before?"
"No sir, I've never been up in a plane before!"
"You ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Joey, d'you ever hang around the gymnasium?"
"Joey? You like movies about gladiators?"
"Joey? Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?"

"Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him."
"Yes, he is wrong for doing that."
"I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry."
"Don't be naive, Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice."
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise."
"How true!"
"Golly!"

"Captain, uh, maybe we oughtta turn on the searchlights now!"
"No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do."

[NOTAR520AC]

Mine are in my sig.

[G-DALE]

This is more of an ATC quote, but it's still aircraft related -

O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."

United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

[DAL767-400ER]

Your favorite Airplane quote

The entire movie is an awesome quote. I always like the argument right at the beginning:

Voiceman: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
zone.
Voiclady: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
zone.
Voiceman: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
zone.
Voiclady: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
zone.
Voiceman: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white
zone.
Voiclady: NO! The white zone is for immediate loading and
unloading and there is no stopping in the red zone.
Voiceman: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading
there is never stopping in a white zone.
Voiclady: Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone
is for loading.
Voiceman: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit
again!

Quote courtesy of:

http://www.cs.tufts.edu/~rkogan/humor/airplane.html

If want the entire script, it's right there .

-Colin

[cal99]

Classic movie

we have clearance, clarence. roger, roger, what's our vector, victor. etc

[Genessee]

And now you can own them on DVD cheap, around 10$ at BestBuy! Along with The Airport Terminal Pack

[cal99]

"How long till we land?"

"I can't tell"

"You can tell me, I'm a doctor"

"I mean, I don't know"

"Can't you take a guess?"

"Not for another two hours"

"You can't take a guess for another two hours?"

"No, we can't land for another two hours"

[ACman]

"Remind me to send a thankyou note to Mr.Boeing"

[DeltaRules]

Re: Your favorite Airplane quote

DAL767-400ER saved me the trouble of typing mine out.

I always like the argument right at the beginning:

Voiceman: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
zone.
Voiclady: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
zone.
Voiceman: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
zone.
Voiclady: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
zone.
Voiceman: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white
zone.
Voiclady: NO! The white zone is for immediate loading and
unloading and there is no stopping in the red zone.
Voiceman: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading
there is never stopping in a white zone.
Voiclady: Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone
is for loading.
Voiceman: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone ****
again!

Quote courtesy of:

http://www.cs.tufts.edu/~rkogan/humor/airplane.html

If want the entire script, it's right there .

-Colin

DeltaRules