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There's a German woman, a Japanese woman, and a Redneck woman sitting in the sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping noise coming from somewhere. The German woman presses down on her forearm and the beeping stops. "I have a mini-pager implanted in my arm" she says. "it's the coolest thing".
They are then interrupted by a ringing noise. The Japanese woman raises her palm to her ear and begins talking. "Sorry, it's my cell phone" she says. "I had it implanted last week. It's wonderful".
The Redneck woman is baffled. Not to be outdone, she excuses herself and goes to the restoom. She returns a few minutes later with toilet paper hanging from her crack.
"Well would you look at that, I'm gettin a fax!"
Suddenly there is a beeping noise coming from somewhere. The German woman presses down on her forearm and the beeping stops. "I have a mini-pager implanted in my arm" she says. "it's the coolest thing".
They are then interrupted by a ringing noise. The Japanese woman raises her palm to her ear and begins talking. "Sorry, it's my cell phone" she says. "I had it implanted last week. It's wonderful".
The Redneck woman is baffled. Not to be outdone, she excuses herself and goes to the restoom. She returns a few minutes later with toilet paper hanging from her crack.
"Well would you look at that, I'm gettin a fax!"
*ahem*
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