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    Santa's Flight Exam

    Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the
    Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before
    Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.

    In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe
    all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all
    his paperwork was in order.

    The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the
    reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He
    painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance
    calculations for the sled's enormous payload.

    Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in,
    fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness, and checked the
    compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's
    surprise, a shotgun.

    "What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.

    The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you
    this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
    Try to catch me flyin dirty...

  • #2
    LMFAO

    I think I've seen this one someplace before too.

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    • #3
      He who expected nothin......aint gonna be deceived-JR

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      • #4
        You've got to try to find what's right before your eyes-Finger Eleven


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        • #5
          Love hearing that one every year

          HOw is your checkride coming?

          -Adam

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          • #6
            Oral and Cessna tomorrow with
            I.P. Singh

            IP I.P Singh lol
            Try to catch me flyin dirty...

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            • #7
              LOL...

              I had I.P. IP Singh for my Insturment Oral.. He was pretty cool

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              • #8


                DeltaRules


                http://www.flightlevel350.com/aviati...r=Josh+Sprague

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                • #9
                  -Kevin

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