CHICKEN ... A HORSE ... AND A HARLEY .....
>
> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of
> whom loved to play together. One day the two
> were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
> Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
> farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
>
> Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for
> the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
> tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
> Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken
> sped off with a length of rope, hoping he'd be in time to save his
> friend's life.
>
> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but
> happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shinyHarley, and he managed to
> get
> a hold of the loop of rope the chicken
> tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
> farmer's
> bike, the chicken ! then drove slowly forward and,with the aid of the
> powerful bike, rescued the horse!
>
> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and
> the
> farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
> The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
> Pals.
>
> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
> too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save
> his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the
> large
> puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down
> thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good
> grip,and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
>
> The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
> "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A
> Harley To Pick Up Chicks
>
> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of
> whom loved to play together. One day the two
> were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
> Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
> farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
>
> Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for
> the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
> tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
> Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken
> sped off with a length of rope, hoping he'd be in time to save his
> friend's life.
>
> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but
> happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shinyHarley, and he managed to
> get
> a hold of the loop of rope the chicken
> tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
> farmer's
> bike, the chicken ! then drove slowly forward and,with the aid of the
> powerful bike, rescued the horse!
>
> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and
> the
> farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
> The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
> Pals.
>
> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
> too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save
> his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the
> large
> puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down
> thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good
> grip,and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
>
> The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
> "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A
> Harley To Pick Up Chicks
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