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    CHICKEN ... A HORSE ... AND A HARLEY .....
    > On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of
    > whom loved to play together. One day the two
    > were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
    > Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
    > farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
    > Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for
    > the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
    > tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
    > Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken
    > sped off with a length of rope, hoping he'd be in time to save his
    > friend's life.
    > Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but
    > happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shinyHarley, and he managed to
    > get
    > a hold of the loop of rope the chicken
    > tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
    > farmer's
    > bike, the chicken ! then drove slowly forward and,with the aid of the
    > powerful bike, rescued the horse!
    > Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and
    > the
    > farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
    > The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
    > Pals.
    > A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
    > too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save
    > his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the
    > large
    > puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down
    > thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good
    > grip,and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
    > The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
    > "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A
    > Harley To Pick Up Chicks

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