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  • The Farmer (joke)

    A farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighboring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy, about 12, opened the door.

    "Is yer pa home?" he asked.

    "No sir, he sure ain't," the boy replied. "He went to town."

    "Well," said the farmer. "Is yer ma home?"

    "No, she ain't here either. She went to town with pa."

    "Well, then, how about yer brother, Joe, is he here?"

    "No sir, he went with pa and ma."

    The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.

    "Is there anything I kin do fer ya'?" inquired the young boy politely.

    "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borry one; Or maybe I could take a message fer pa."

    Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer pa. It's about your brother Joe getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant."

    The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to pa about that," he finally conceded. "I know that pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the boar hog, but I really don't know how much he gets for Joe.

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    "The Director also sets the record straight on what would happen if oxygen masks were to drop from the ceiling: The passengers freak out with abandon, instead of continuing to chat amiably, as though lunch were being served, like they do on those in-flight safety videos."

    -- The LA Times, in a review of 'Flightplan'


    • #3
      Good one...