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    Fifty ways you know you're an asshole
    By Christopher O'Connor
    It's official, you're an asshole if:

    1. You like John Mayer.

    2. You pop your collar (bonus points if you're a guy and the shirt is pink).

    3. You take the Joey from Carmichael to the campus center even when it is warm out.

    4. You're a Yankees fan.

    5. At parties you pretend that you are more drunk than you really are to seem "cool."

    6. You're that guy/girl.

    7. You're majoring in a dead language.

    8. You buy pre-torn jeans or you bought a baseball hat and intentionally frayed the brim.

    9. You wear glasses and don't have a prescription.

    10. You wear sun glasses inside or at night (exceptions will be made only for 80s pop sensation Corey Hart).

    11. You wear a matching brown trench coat and fedora around campus.

    12. You wear pants with writing across the ass.

    13. You cannot think of anything to do with your free time that does not involve drinking.

    14. You take "The Lord of the Rings" a little too seriously.

    15. You get to class five minutes early just to chat up the teacher, then stay five minutes after to do the same. You do this in every single class that you take.

    16. You answer every question in class - including the rhetorical ones.

    17. You use the word 'summer' as a verb.

    18. You drive a Hummer.

    19. You think the Matrix actually exists.

    20. If you have a mullet, you are awesome.

    21. You refer to yourself in the third person (bonus points if you also use the royal we).

    22. You like Paris Hilton.

    23. You try to join a cappella groups to get chicks.

    24. In your interactions with people, you tend to rely solely (or at least mainly) on your knowledge of movie and television quotes.

    25. You use emoticons (bonus points if you use emoticons other than the defaults).

    26. You use The Facebook for more than one hour a day.

    27. You talk loudly on your cell phone in really obnoxious places.

    28. Every person on your cell phone has a different ring associated with them.

    29. You are a blonde girl from Connecticut.

    30. You base your popularity on how many friends you have on The Facebook.

    31. You express deep personal statements in your AIM profile.

    32. You wear Uggs in the summer.

    33. ...Or, if you wear Uggs at all.

    34. You use AIM expressions in normal conversations, i.e. lol or brb.

    35. You wear tiny skirts when the temperature is below zero.

    36. When you get drunk, you resort to slapping and hand signals for communication.

    37. You're the one in your group of friends that always ends up cross-dressing for parties.

    38. You've heard people refer to you with the word 'sketchy' as a prefix to your name.

    39. You change your away message more than three times in five minutes.

    40. You travel to parties in groups of fifteen.

    41. You wear jeans without butt pockets.

    42. You're an RA and you hit on your residents.

    43. You've puked in someone else's bed.

    44. You ran the naked quad run with your underwear on.

    45. You listen to emo or pop-punk and think you're hard.

    46. When you talk on AIM, you type out your actions, i.e. *shrug* (bonus points if you follow such a comment with something along the lines of ROTFL).

    47. You constantly bug your friends to write Viewpoints for the Daily.

    48. Your voice raises a few octaves when you greet people.

    49. You took this column seriously and got offended.

    50. You spent a week writing a column about how everyone around you is an asshole.
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  • #2
    Hey...I'm not as much of an arsehole as I thought I was....:d
    [ MattC ]


    www.skylinerworld.co.uk

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    • #3
      <--- not an asshole
      although, sometimes my gf my say otherwise

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      • #4
        Phew...I am not that big of an arsehole
        You've got to try to find what's right before your eyes-Finger Eleven


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        • #5
          2 outta 50. I'm a Yankees "fan" (don't like don't hate, but prefer to the Red Sox) who uses emoticons.
          "The Director also sets the record straight on what would happen if oxygen masks were to drop from the ceiling: The passengers freak out with abandon, instead of continuing to chat amiably, as though lunch were being served, like they do on those in-flight safety videos."

          -- The LA Times, in a review of 'Flightplan'

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          • #6
            sick.....
            Stichting Mat '64


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            • #7
              And it's not just one type of person. they come in many shapes and sizes. Ex. 'popped' shirts and mullet people are not the same. we should embrace aholes of all types and creeds. maybe they should form a club.

              And by the way...

              51. people who take themselves seriously on the internet... :P

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Greg
                And by the way...

                51. people who take themselves seriously on the internet... :P

                Not just on the internet, but anywhere.

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                • #9
                  If your name is Adam Hughes Wright!!

                  -Jess
                  Pete Ganabathi
                  Embry Riddle Aeronautical University

                  Fly Frontier Airlines - A Whole Different Animal

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by [email protected]
                    If your name is Adam Hughes Wright!!
                    LMAO!

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                    • #11
                      hahahahah
                      sigpic
                      http://www.jetphotos.net/showphotos.php?userid=170

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                      • #12

                        Alain
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                        • #13
                          That list is so true too.
                          GO SIOUX

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                          • #14
                            You refer to yourself in the third person.

                            and

                            I use emoticons.
                            Sam Rudge
                            A 5D3, some Canon lenses, the Sigma L and a flash

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