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  • Difference between how a Man and a Woman changes the oil

    Difference between how a Man and a Woman changes the oil ( sorry guys but im sure you will relate...)

    Women:

    1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube 3000 miles after the last oil change.

    2. Drink a cup of coffee.

    3. Fifteen minutes later, write a check for $20 and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.


    Men:

    1. Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for 50 dollars for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and scented tree.

    2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard.

    3. Open a beer and drink it.

    4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.

    5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.

    6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.

    7. Place drain pan under engine.

    8. Look for 13mm box end wrench.

    9. Give up and use crescent wrench.

    10. Unscrew drain plug.

    11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on hand in the process.

    12. Clean up.

    13. Have another beer while oil is draining.

    14. Look for oil filter wrench.

    15. Give up; poke oil filter with Phillips head screwdriver and twist it off.

    16. Beer.

    17. Buddy shows up. Finish case with him. Finish oil change tomorrow.

    18. Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car, dump in hole in back yard.

    19. Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during steps 11, 15, & 18.

    20. Beer. No, drank it all yesterday.

    21. Walk to 7-11 and buy beer.

    22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply thin coat of clean oil to gasket first.

    23. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.

    24. Remember drain plug from step 11.

    25. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan. Pan is empty. Find drain plug in back yard hole.

    26. Hurry to replace drain plug as last drop of fresh oil drains onto floor.

    27. Slip with wrench and bang knuckles on frame.

    28. Bang head on bumper in reaction.

    29. Begin cussing fit.

    30. Throw wrench.

    31. Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss December (1982) in the left boob.

    32. Clean up. Apply Band-Aid to knuckle.

    33. Beer.

    34. Beer.

    35. Dump in additional 4 quarts of oil.

    36. Beer.

    37. Lower car from jack stands.

    38. Accidentally crush one of the jack stands.

    39. Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during step 26.

    40. Drive car a quart low for 7000 miles when it'll be time for another oil change.

    41. Taking pride in knowing you change YOUR OWN OIL......Priceless..

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      i had one somewhere about difference between man and woman when they go but a pair of pants....will try, find and post it
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      • #4
        Originally posted by MaDbOy


        i had one somewhere about difference between man and woman when they go but a pair of pants....will try, find and post it

        The picture of the mall floor plan?
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        • #5
          Originally posted by PortColumbus
          The picture of the mall floor plan?
          yep
          Suche gut gebaute 18-30 Jährigen zum schlachten.
          - Metzgermeister

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          • #6
            Well atleast we take the shorter, simpler way!! Plus, I always have to wait longer than 15 minutes, and without any coffee!!

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            • #7
              Now that is classic.
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              • #8
                My photos on jp.net

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                • #9
                  Thats true for sure, however, donno if GAP is right, to fruity...
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by KBOSv2
                    Thats true for sure, however, donno if GAP is right, to fruity...
                    Why...cause the clothes aren't 10 sizes too big?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Leftseat86
                      Why...cause the clothes aren't 10 sizes too big?
                      Yeah...I have some Gap clothes...don't hate!
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