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    Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) were all
    talking one day.

    Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the
    most beautiful girl in the world."

    Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in
    the world."

    Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest
    person in the world."

    They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World
    Records to have their claims verified.

    Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking
    deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most
    beautiful girl in the world,"

    Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am
    officially the smallest person in the world."

    Some time later, Quasimodo came out looking very
    confused and said, "Who the hell is Camilla Parker
    Bowles?"
    "The Director also sets the record straight on what would happen if oxygen masks were to drop from the ceiling: The passengers freak out with abandon, instead of continuing to chat amiably, as though lunch were being served, like they do on those in-flight safety videos."

    -- The LA Times, in a review of 'Flightplan'

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    • #17
      @ Tanuj: LOL

      Originally posted by ThaiMD-11
      PS- I hope something really fucked up happens at this wedding, i dont like camilla and i HATE charles I would rather cut my nuts up to pieces than have him as Australia's head of state when the queen carks it.
      Similar situation here, mate. I wonder how they will manage to change all the coin silhouettes

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