Email sent to B&Q

[BA747-436]

Copy of an e-mail received by B&Q customer services:

Dear Sir/Madam
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72
days later. Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96
days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours Sincerely
John Roberts

[Humberside]

Lol

[Genessee]

96 days seems reasonable

[airline owner]

LMAO. I like that. Typical companies that sell Kitchens. MFI is no different.

[Cam]

Copy of an e-mail received by B&Q customer services:

B&Q?

[ACman]

make that 97 days.