Cartoons + You know you're a redneck if...

[Airbus_A320]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF...

1) The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth that your spouse.

2) You let your 12-year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

3) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4) You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5) Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."

6) You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

7) Your wife's hairdo has been ruined by a ceiling fan.

Your junior prom had a daycare.

9) You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

10) You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

11) You've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

12) You think a quarter horse is that ride out in front of K-Mart.

13) A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvement.

14) You've ever use a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

15) You've ever asked a preacher "How's it hangin'?"

16) You missed graduation from middle school because you had jury duty.

17) At least one member in your family has died right after saying, "Hey, y'all, watch this!"

1 The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.

19) You think fast food is hitting a deer while driving 65 mph.

20) Somebody tells you that you have something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is.

[Crazy764]

LMAO! These were especially funny for me:

2) You let your 12-year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

3) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

Your junior prom had a daycare.

10) You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

[Crunk415balla]

lol

[DeltaASA16]

Haha!! A good read and laugh! Thanks Paul

[ASpilot2be]

Thanks, needed something to cheer me up

[screaming_emu]

21) You are KCMH

[Genessee]

That made the morning coffee a little more fun, thanks

[DAL767-400ER]

Great jokes, thanks for posting. Made work a bit more enjoyable today.

[uy707]

interesting and funny reading
Alain

[MaDbOy]

21) You are KCMH

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[srbmod]

To add to the list:

Your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.

Your dad walks you school because you're both in the same grade.

Your refer to the 5th grade as "My Senior Year".

You have a working TV on top of a non-working TV.

You consider your license plate personalized because your grandfather made it.

Your grandma has been banned from the Bingo parlor for her language.

Your house is mobile, but your car isn't.

You consider hubcaps to be a home improvement.

If the directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road".

Your kids are going hungry tonight because you have to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps for your truck.

You go to family reunions to meet women.

If you've ever brought beer to a funeral.

Your dog gets sick watching you eat.

If the primary color of your car is Bondo.

If you cut your grass and find more than three abandoned cars.