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  • Employee Evaluation Form (joke R rated)

    I know a couple people at work who could benifit from such honesty!

    Employee Evaluation
    Name: ________________________ Date: __________________

    Position: ___________________

    Knowledge:
    [ ] The Son of a B#tch Really Knows His [email protected]%t!
    [ ] Knows Just Enough To Be Dangerous.
    [ ] Only Has Half a Brain and is Dangerous.
    [ ] F$%king Brain Damaged, His Coffee Cup Has a Higher IQ.
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Accuracy:
    [ ] Does Excellent Work If Not Pre-occupied With Pu$$y.
    [ ] Pretty Good; Only Occasionally Blows it Out His A$$.
    [ ] Has to Take His Shoes Off To Count Higher Than Ten.
    [ ] Couldn't Count His Balls And Get The Same Number Twice.
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Attitude:
    [ ] Extremely Cooperative (If You Kiss His A$$ Daily).
    [ ] Brown Noser In Good Standing.
    [ ] Often Pisses Off Co-Workers, Thinks He Owns the Damn Place
    [ ] Doesn't Give A S#it, Never Did, Never Will.
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Reliability:
    [ ] Really A Dependable C#$kSucker.
    [ ] Works So Hard That He Has To Take An Extra Day Off Each Week.
    [ ] Can Rely On Him To Be The First One Out The Door.
    [ ] Totally F#$king Worthless.
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Appearance:
    [ ] Extremely Neat, Even Combs His Pubic Hair.
    [ ] Looks Great On His Days Off.
    [ ] Dirty, Filthy, Smelly Son Of a B#tch.
    [ ] Flies Leave Fresh Dog S#it To Follow Him.
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Performance:
    [ ] Goes Like A Son Of A B#tch...If There's Money In It For Him.
    [ ] Does All Kinds of Good S#it At Evaluation Time.
    [ ] Works Well After An Enema.
    [ ] Couldn't Do Less If He Were In A Coma.
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Leadership:
    [ ] Carries A Chain saw And Gets Good Results.
    [ ] Macho Attitude, Commands Total Disgust.
    [ ] Dog Fasted For Three Days Last Time He Brought Home Pork Chops.
    [ ] Mother Teresa Told Him to Get F#$ked.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    I UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE BEEN COUNSELED AND UNDERSTAND MY RIGHTS UNDER THE
    PRIVACY ACT OF 1974. I FURTHER ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I AM FUCKED UP AND WORTHLESS
    AS A FOOTBALL BAT, AND I WILL MAKE SOME KIND OF ATTEMPT TO CORRECT MY
    OBVIOUS DEFICIENCES.

    _______________________________ Employee Signature (If He Can Write)
    In every organization, there will always be one person who knows what's going on. This person must be fired.

  • #2
    Wow, and it being R-Rated isnt an understatement.
    -Kevin

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    • #3
      That applies to well over half the people I worked with at my previous job.


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      • #4
        [x] Can Rely On Him To Be The First One Out The Door.
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        http://www.jetphotos.net/showphotos.php?userid=170

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