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    Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have
    >>arrived in Iraq? They're all men! How in the name of the United
    >>Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam's stash? We all know
    >>that men have a blind spot when it comes to finding things. For
    >>crying'out loud! Men can't find the dirty clothes hamper. Men can't
    >>find the jar of jelly until it falls out of the cupboard and
    >>splatters on the
    >>floor.... and these are the people we have sent into Iraq to search
    >>for hidden weapons of mass destruction? I
    >>keep wondering why groups of mothers weren't sent in.
    >>Mothers can sniff out secrets quicker than a drug dog can find a
    >>gram of dope.
    >>Mothers can find gin bottles that dads have stashed in the attic
    >>beneath
    >>the rafters.
    >>They can sniff out a diary two rooms and one floor away.
    >>They can tell when the lid of a cookie jar has been disturbed and
    >>notice when a
    >>quarter inch slice has been shaved off a chocolate cake. A mother
    >>can smell alcohol on your breath before you get your key in the
    >>front door and can smell
    >>cigarette smoke from a block away. By examining laundry, a mother
    >>knows more
    >>about their kids than Sherlock Holmes. And if a mother wants an
    >>answer to
    >>question, she can read an offender's eyes quicker than a homicide
    >>detective.
    >>So... considering the value a mother could bring to an inspection
    >>team,
    >>why are we sending a bunch of old men who will rely on electronic
    >>equipment
    >>to scout out hidden threats? My mother would walk in with a wooden
    >>soup
    >>spoon in one hand, grab Saddam by the ear, give it a good twist and
    >>snap,"Young man, do you have any weapons of mass destruction?" And
    >>God
    >>help him if he tried to lie to her. She'd march him down the street
    >>to some secret bunker and shove his nose into a nuclear bomb and
    >>say, "Uh,huh, and what do you call this, mister?" Whap! Thump!
    >>Whap! Whap! Whap!
    >>And she'd lay some stripes across his bare bottom with that soup
    >>spoon,
    >>then march him home in front of the whole of Baghdad.He'd not only
    >>come
    >>clean and apologize for lying about it, he'd cut every lawn in
    >>Baghdad
    >>for free for the whole damn summer. Inspectors my foot...You want
    >>the
    >>job done?
    >>Call mother-------NOW
    "The Director also sets the record straight on what would happen if oxygen masks were to drop from the ceiling: The passengers freak out with abandon, instead of continuing to chat amiably, as though lunch were being served, like they do on those in-flight safety videos."

    -- The LA Times, in a review of 'Flightplan'

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