Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Off to Divorce Court

[babypurin]

No dice, hopeless romantics. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are really, really, really over.

More than two months after announcing their separation, the celebrity couple entered the divorce stage Friday.

Aniston filed--citing irreconcilable differences--and is seeking the return of her maiden name. (Legally, she's Mrs. Pitt now.)

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,16212,00.html

[Greg]

dibs on Jen :P

[screaming_emu]

dibs on Jen :P

K, I'll send her over when we're done

[Greg]

K, I'll send her over when we're done

Thanks man, I figured ya'll would have her, Riddle kids don't know what to do with her.

[screaming_emu]

Thanks man, I figured ya'll would have her, Riddle kids don't know what to do with her.

Jen: "no, that's my ear you idiot!"

[KBOSv2]

This is how I feel about most celeberty news- I don't care about the personal life of some one I don't know, and theres bigger problems in the world...

[screaming_emu]

This is how I feel about most celeberty news- I don't care about the personal life of some one I don't know, and theres bigger problems in the world...

Agree completely, but Jennifer Aninston is freakin hot.

[expoITHscohen]

Agree completely, but Jennifer Aninston is freakin hot.

Wow you acutaly said something that is true!!!

[Longreach747]

Agree completely, but Jennifer Aninston is freakin hot.

you can't be serious? that long jaw really turns me off! i was asked a few years back if i thought it'd last, i said about 3 years max, i was pretty accurate.

[Messerschmitt Man]

I'd be more than willing to comfort her both physically (primarily) and emotionally in her time of distress, but weather she'd want me to is another story!

I mean she'd come over, I'd prepare her a hot milk, accompanied by delicious chocolate muffins still warm from the oven. We would then walk along the beach with the bright stars above, then we'd make sweet sweet love in the sand dunes with the ocean lapping up onto shore not so far away.

[indian airlines]

I mean she'd come over, I'd prepare her a hot milk, accompanied by delicious chocolate muffins still warm from the oven. We would then walk along the beach with the bright stars above, then we'd make sweet sweet love in the sand dunes with the ocean lapping up onto shore not so far away.

/me pukes up sugar.

[KBOSv2]

I'd be more than willing to comfort her both physically (primarily) and emotionally in her time of distress, but weather she'd want me to is another story!

I mean she'd come over, I'd prepare her a hot milk, accompanied by delicious chocolate muffins still warm from the oven. We would then walk along the beach with the bright stars above, then we'd make sweet sweet love in the sand dunes with the ocean lapping up onto shore not so far away.

And then me, along with screaming emu, madboy, Crunk415balla, some pissed off magicians, and a guy named Paul would take turns pimp slapping you until you woke up from your dream....


BTW, I'm not saying Jen is ugly, but she is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY over rated...

The ghost of Rick James could join in the pimp slapping as well.....

[Leftseat86]

And this should matter to me because????




The American media is so retarded...

[uy707]

you can't be serious? that long jaw really turns me off! i was asked a few years back if i thought it'd last, i said about 3 years max, i was pretty accurate.

Long jaw and a little bit squared chin.
Alain