first, let me give you some backstory to this. we recently had a prom at my HS(though i did not attend). and in the main hall they set up a stand selling tuxs. but not normal tuxs, "pimp" tuxs as my freind called them. they were white with purple hankerchives and a white tophat and cane, or a black pinstripe with a black tophat and a plat. chain with a "spinner". i grabed the tophat and spinner chain after school(they were letting people try things on) and i went around telling people that i had found my true calling, and was now officialy "pimp". now, this weekend in my speeker class at MIT i soldered up 2 caps and a inductor and made this(my bling). anyway, i wore that to school today and when i got home i talked to a freind of mine...
[21:53] Freind: hey
[21:54] Me: yozizzle
[21:54] Freind: janizzle quizzle
[21:54] Me: huhizzle?
[21:54] Freind: biizzzznaaatch
[21:55] Me: owndizzled
[21:55] Freind: yazzle
[21:55] Me: lolzizzle
[21:56] Freind: haizzle
[21:57] Me: btwizzle, whatzle youizzle's thoughtizzels on my blingizzle?
[21:58] Freind: yourizzle blizzle is crunktastic
[21:58] Me: hell yizzle
[21:59] Freind: in writing siminar mike renamed mrs. christie crunkatron 5
[22:00] Me: crunkatron 5? oh , he did nizzle
[22:00] Me: lol
[22:00] Friend: yazzle
[22:00] Me: mike the VDizzle?
[22:01] Freind: actually it was mike the sturgizzle
[22:01] Me: ya, the sturgizzle izle teh V.Dizzle
[22:01] Freind: ohizzle
[22:02] Me: sturgie soundizles like a venereial disizzle
[22:02] Me: henceizzle the namizzle
[22:02] Freind: lolizzle
[22:02] Me: hell yizzle
[22:03] Freind: imizzle listeningizzle toizzle the pougesizzle[the pouges]
[22:03] Me: sweetizzle
[22:03] Me: in vynizzle?
[22:03] Me: or CDizzle
[22:03] Me: or mp thrizzle
[22:04] Freind: noizzle actuallizzle itizzle mpizzle
[22:04] Me: *MPthrizzle
[22:04] Freind: hellizzle yazzle
[22:04] Me: i am *so* logging thisizzle
[22:05] Freind: damnizzle straightizzle bizzle
[22:06] Freind: izzleizzle
[22:06] Me: lolzizle
[22:06] Freind: YAZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:08] Freind: izzle thoughtizzle thatizzle my deskizzle ateizzle my knifeizzle buizzle itizzle wasizzle my amplifierizzle thazzle atezzle myzzle knifezzle
[22:09] Me: what the fizzle?
[22:09] Me: *WTFizzle
[22:10] Freind: mizzle dezzle atezzle mizzle hozzle
[22:10] Me: de crunkified: my desk ate my ___?
[22:11] Me: *crunkifizzled
[22:12] Freind: well you see i put my knife in my desk but some how it ended up inside my amp and when i accidently knocked over my amp my knife came out
[22:13] Me: huhizzle
[22:13] Freind: im not surizzle howzzle that happenedizzle
[22:13] Freind: but it is defenately crunkified
[22:13] Me: correction:crunkizzled
[22:14] Freind: crunked to da max
[22:14] Freind: ahzzle
[22:15] Freind: SWEETIZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:15] Me: yizzle?
[22:15] Freind: i just shot a monkey with a banana and won a massage chair
[22:15] Me: lolzizzle
[22:16] Freind: or a massagezzle chairizzle
[22:16] Me: hell yizzle
[22:16] Freind: funkin awsomeizzle
[22:16] Me: ofcoarsizzle, its bullshizzle
[22:17] Freind: whazzle ?zzle
[22:17] Freind: ohzzle i seezzle
[22:18] Me: youizzle needizzle to regerzizzle for creditizzle cardizzels and suchizzle
[22:20] Freind: un crunkedizzled
[22:20] Me: lolzizzleness
[22:21] Freind: damnizzle thatzzle apeizzle stolezzle my pointerizzle
[22:21] Me: what apeizzle? nickizzle?
[22:21] Me: *samizzle?
[22:22] Freind: nickizzle? samizzle?
[22:22] Me: no nickizzle( i was being retardizzled), but didnt samizzle steal your billzizles?
[22:23] Freind: yazzle thazzle bastardizzle stolezzle mizzle bling bling
[22:23] Me: fuckizzle
[22:24] Me: i need to vivisectizzle that bizznatch
[22:24] Me: with a dullzizzle knifezzle
[22:25] Freind: useizzle my knifizzle that was eaten by my amp
[22:25] Me: hell yizzle
[22:25] Me: danm, i have duct tizzle stuckizzle to my pantzizzles
[22:26] Freind: WHAZZLE THAZZLE FUCKAZZLE
[22:26] Me: duct tizzle?
[22:26] Me: duct tape
[22:26] Freind: oh i seezzle
[22:27] Me: shizzle, what did you thinkizzle it wizzle?
[22:27] Freind: i thought mabyizzle it was a ducks tizzle in yourizzle pantizzles
[22:27] Me: lolzizzle
[22:28] Freind: damn straizlle
[22:29] Freind: fireizzle foxizzle brokeizzle
[22:29] Me: ah shizzle
[22:30] Freind: and my pointer/arrow thing disapeared becauseizzle da stupidzzle chimpizzle
[22:31] Freind: damn chimpsizzles
[22:32] Me: ya, fucking chimpzizzles
[22:34] Freind: dude im spreading the language of gansta im talking to other people in it but theyre extremely confusedizzle
[22:34] Me: huhizzle
[22:34] Me: thats funnizzle
[22:35] Freind: im talking in gansta to this girl that rejected me a while ago and now she is really afraid of meizzle
[22:35] Me: lolzizzle
[22:35] Me: lookizzle outizzle howeverizzle, **** can be a ass if she wantizzles to izzle
[22:36] Freind: izzle got to leavizzle cuaseizzle my momizzle is yellizleing at me
[22:36] Freind: ha?
[22:36] Me: ha?
[22:36] Freind: oh i get it now but im not talking to her
[22:36] Me: samizzle, my momizzle is yellizing
[22:36] Me: ya, i know
[22:37] Freind: seezzle yazzle
[22:37] Me: byeizle
[21:53] Freind: hey
[21:54] Me: yozizzle
[21:54] Freind: janizzle quizzle
[21:54] Me: huhizzle?
[21:54] Freind: biizzzznaaatch
[21:55] Me: owndizzled
[21:55] Freind: yazzle
[21:55] Me: lolzizzle
[21:56] Freind: haizzle
[21:57] Me: btwizzle, whatzle youizzle's thoughtizzels on my blingizzle?
[21:58] Freind: yourizzle blizzle is crunktastic
[21:58] Me: hell yizzle
[21:59] Freind: in writing siminar mike renamed mrs. christie crunkatron 5
[22:00] Me: crunkatron 5? oh , he did nizzle
[22:00] Me: lol
[22:00] Friend: yazzle
[22:00] Me: mike the VDizzle?
[22:01] Freind: actually it was mike the sturgizzle
[22:01] Me: ya, the sturgizzle izle teh V.Dizzle
[22:01] Freind: ohizzle
[22:02] Me: sturgie soundizles like a venereial disizzle
[22:02] Me: henceizzle the namizzle
[22:02] Freind: lolizzle
[22:02] Me: hell yizzle
[22:03] Freind: imizzle listeningizzle toizzle the pougesizzle[the pouges]
[22:03] Me: sweetizzle
[22:03] Me: in vynizzle?
[22:03] Me: or CDizzle
[22:03] Me: or mp thrizzle
[22:04] Freind: noizzle actuallizzle itizzle mpizzle
[22:04] Me: *MPthrizzle
[22:04] Freind: hellizzle yazzle
[22:04] Me: i am *so* logging thisizzle
[22:05] Freind: damnizzle straightizzle bizzle
[22:06] Freind: izzleizzle
[22:06] Me: lolzizle
[22:06] Freind: YAZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:08] Freind: izzle thoughtizzle thatizzle my deskizzle ateizzle my knifeizzle buizzle itizzle wasizzle my amplifierizzle thazzle atezzle myzzle knifezzle
[22:09] Me: what the fizzle?
[22:09] Me: *WTFizzle
[22:10] Freind: mizzle dezzle atezzle mizzle hozzle
[22:10] Me: de crunkified: my desk ate my ___?
[22:11] Me: *crunkifizzled
[22:12] Freind: well you see i put my knife in my desk but some how it ended up inside my amp and when i accidently knocked over my amp my knife came out
[22:13] Me: huhizzle
[22:13] Freind: im not surizzle howzzle that happenedizzle
[22:13] Freind: but it is defenately crunkified
[22:13] Me: correction:crunkizzled
[22:14] Freind: crunked to da max
[22:14] Freind: ahzzle
[22:15] Freind: SWEETIZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:15] Me: yizzle?
[22:15] Freind: i just shot a monkey with a banana and won a massage chair
[22:15] Me: lolzizzle
[22:16] Freind: or a massagezzle chairizzle
[22:16] Me: hell yizzle
[22:16] Freind: funkin awsomeizzle
[22:16] Me: ofcoarsizzle, its bullshizzle
[22:17] Freind: whazzle ?zzle
[22:17] Freind: ohzzle i seezzle
[22:18] Me: youizzle needizzle to regerzizzle for creditizzle cardizzels and suchizzle
[22:20] Freind: un crunkedizzled
[22:20] Me: lolzizzleness
[22:21] Freind: damnizzle thatzzle apeizzle stolezzle my pointerizzle
[22:21] Me: what apeizzle? nickizzle?
[22:21] Me: *samizzle?
[22:22] Freind: nickizzle? samizzle?
[22:22] Me: no nickizzle( i was being retardizzled), but didnt samizzle steal your billzizles?
[22:23] Freind: yazzle thazzle bastardizzle stolezzle mizzle bling bling
[22:23] Me: fuckizzle
[22:24] Me: i need to vivisectizzle that bizznatch
[22:24] Me: with a dullzizzle knifezzle
[22:25] Freind: useizzle my knifizzle that was eaten by my amp
[22:25] Me: hell yizzle
[22:25] Me: danm, i have duct tizzle stuckizzle to my pantzizzles
[22:26] Freind: WHAZZLE THAZZLE FUCKAZZLE
[22:26] Me: duct tizzle?
[22:26] Me: duct tape
[22:26] Freind: oh i seezzle
[22:27] Me: shizzle, what did you thinkizzle it wizzle?
[22:27] Freind: i thought mabyizzle it was a ducks tizzle in yourizzle pantizzles
[22:27] Me: lolzizzle
[22:28] Freind: damn straizlle
[22:29] Freind: fireizzle foxizzle brokeizzle
[22:29] Me: ah shizzle
[22:30] Freind: and my pointer/arrow thing disapeared becauseizzle da stupidzzle chimpizzle
[22:31] Freind: damn chimpsizzles
[22:32] Me: ya, fucking chimpzizzles
[22:34] Freind: dude im spreading the language of gansta im talking to other people in it but theyre extremely confusedizzle
[22:34] Me: huhizzle
[22:34] Me: thats funnizzle
[22:35] Freind: im talking in gansta to this girl that rejected me a while ago and now she is really afraid of meizzle
[22:35] Me: lolzizzle
[22:35] Me: lookizzle outizzle howeverizzle, **** can be a ass if she wantizzles to izzle
[22:36] Freind: izzle got to leavizzle cuaseizzle my momizzle is yellizleing at me
[22:36] Freind: ha?
[22:36] Me: ha?
[22:36] Freind: oh i get it now but im not talking to her
[22:36] Me: samizzle, my momizzle is yellizing
[22:36] Me: ya, i know
[22:37] Freind: seezzle yazzle
[22:37] Me: byeizle
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