Large turkeys attack NJ residents

[Excalibur2004]

good thing it didn't happen down here.... we'd already have the cranberry sauce and all the fixn's ready. It's stuffin time!! here turkey turkey lol

[janni-chan]

4 feet tall?! "teenage mutant ninja turkeys" Seriously... I've never seen a 4 ft turkey... that's HUGE

[YWG Chick]

Geez...

[expoITHscohen]

Reminds me of an Southpark episode

If it is stupid and pointless, it will remind you of Southpark. What a great show.

[matt1168]

Only in NJ ...

[uy707]

We've got some wild turkeys that hang around the airport (and adjacent golf course) here at YOW. These things are massive ... I hope you guys never end up reading a similar article about me or one of us YOW spotters.

Cameron's gun and the barbecue between two airplanes are the answers.

Alain

[Cam]

Problem solved...

[AC888YOW]

We've got some wild turkeys that hang around the airport (and adjacent golf course) here at YOW. These things are massive ... I hope you guys never end up reading a similar article about me or one of us YOW spotters.
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Lovely Wendie99

[uy707]

They deserve ending up on the barbecue
Alain

[MauwieAir]

lol, the turkey gang rulez the neighbourhood....

[MaDbOy]

Damn turkey's

[Shadower]

Reminds me of an Southpark episode

[TangoSierraVictor]

Watch out! The cranberry sauce might launch an offensive........

I can imagine the tv shows now....

"When Turkeys Attack"
"Pimp My Turkey"
"When Turkeys Say TOO MUCH!"

TangoSierraVictor

[Airbus_A320]

In one instance, a letter carrier killed a bird with a stick after a group of the aggressive gobblers surrounded his truck and wouldn't let him out.

I'd just run 'em over

[Crunk415balla]

wtf