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WHY AIRPLANES ARE BETTER THAN WOMAN
-You can predict an airplane
-If you respect an airplane, it will be good to you
-Airplane skin doesn't wrinkle as badly
-An Airplane won't criticize your performance
-An Airplane doesn't care where you were last night
-Airplanes don't know what money is
-Airplanes don't get pregnant
-Airplanes don't take forever to warm up
-Airplanes don't spend hours in front of the mirror
-Airplanes like to do it inverted
-An Airplane doesn't insist that you shower before entering it
-Airplanes don't talk back
-Airplanes don't get headaches
-Airplanes don't take half of everything
-You can go down in an Airplane....Women just bring you down
-An Airplane is cheaper to maintain
-You don't get diseases from an Airplane
-Airplanes have better s****s
-Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch
-You can approach an Airplane from the rear
-An Airplane won't smack you for being a "bush pilot"
-You don't always have to be on top to ride an Airplane
-An Airplane doesn't ask you to put on a raincoat before entry
-You can easily leave an Airplane before sunrise
-Airplane exhaust fumes smell better
-Airplanes lose weight faster
-An Airplane doesn't get mad when you "touch and go"
-An Airplane's performance is seldom hindered by weather
-An Airplane will not get mad when you ride somebody else's Airplane
-An Airplane's cockpit is cleaner
-You can calculate an Airplane's peak performance
-An Airplane is easier to roll over
-You can still activate a fifty year old Airplane
-Airplanes don't lose their lubrication.
-Airplanes don't droop after many years.
-Airplanes are easy to love.
-You don't have to sweet talk an Airplane.
-An Airplane moves when you tell it to.
-Airplanes give a better ride for the money.
-A wide body Airplane is more attractive than a wide body woman is.
-An Airplane will kill you quick, a woman takes her time.
-An Airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
-An Airplane doesn't make you "pull-out" to eject.
-You can change the looks of an airplane.
-Airplanes come with manuals.
-Airplanes can handle thrust better.
-Airplanes don't scream.
-A 747 can keep you up for 14 hours.
-You can adjust an Airplane's attitude.
-Women have more drag than lift.
-Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
-Airplanes have tray tables and ashtrays.
-You can predict an airplane
-If you respect an airplane, it will be good to you
-Airplane skin doesn't wrinkle as badly
-An Airplane won't criticize your performance
-An Airplane doesn't care where you were last night
-Airplanes don't know what money is
-Airplanes don't get pregnant
-Airplanes don't take forever to warm up
-Airplanes don't spend hours in front of the mirror
-Airplanes like to do it inverted
-An Airplane doesn't insist that you shower before entering it
-Airplanes don't talk back
-Airplanes don't get headaches
-Airplanes don't take half of everything
-You can go down in an Airplane....Women just bring you down
-An Airplane is cheaper to maintain
-You don't get diseases from an Airplane
-Airplanes have better s****s
-Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch
-You can approach an Airplane from the rear
-An Airplane won't smack you for being a "bush pilot"
-You don't always have to be on top to ride an Airplane
-An Airplane doesn't ask you to put on a raincoat before entry
-You can easily leave an Airplane before sunrise
-Airplane exhaust fumes smell better
-Airplanes lose weight faster
-An Airplane doesn't get mad when you "touch and go"
-An Airplane's performance is seldom hindered by weather
-An Airplane will not get mad when you ride somebody else's Airplane
-An Airplane's cockpit is cleaner
-You can calculate an Airplane's peak performance
-An Airplane is easier to roll over
-You can still activate a fifty year old Airplane
-Airplanes don't lose their lubrication.
-Airplanes don't droop after many years.
-Airplanes are easy to love.
-You don't have to sweet talk an Airplane.
-An Airplane moves when you tell it to.
-Airplanes give a better ride for the money.
-A wide body Airplane is more attractive than a wide body woman is.
-An Airplane will kill you quick, a woman takes her time.
-An Airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
-An Airplane doesn't make you "pull-out" to eject.
-You can change the looks of an airplane.
-Airplanes come with manuals.
-Airplanes can handle thrust better.
-Airplanes don't scream.
-A 747 can keep you up for 14 hours.
-You can adjust an Airplane's attitude.
-Women have more drag than lift.
-Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
-Airplanes have tray tables and ashtrays.