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    Three Nuns died and went to heaven. They were met by St. Peter. St. Peter said, why welcome! Congratulations on getting this far to Heaven. But before you enter the heavenly gates, you must correctly answer a question!" The three nuns looked at each other nervously, as they had never heard this before!. St. Peter asked the first Nun a question. "Who was the first Man on Earth?" The 1st nun said "Oh thats easy!!, That is Adam!" "correct" said st. peter. To the second Nun, she was asked, "Who is the first woman on Earth?" The Nun replied, "OMG, thats easier!! She is Eve!" "correct again" replied St.Peter. Now he asked the third nun, "What did Eve say when she first saw Adam?" The Nun said "gee, thats a hard one--" "THATS CORRECT!!!" yelled St. Peter, and the heavenly gates opened.
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    lol, thanks for sharing

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    • #3
      Lmao!
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      • #4
        The sunday school joke. Always a good

        So theres this kid that likes to poke people in Sunday school. He decided to bother this one girl. The girl was sleeping when he decided to poke her, at the same time the teacher asked "who is god's sun?", he poked the girl "jesus christ!", "that is correct. The teacher asked "What shouldent we say?", the boy poked the girl "OH MY GOD!", "that is correct". The teacher then asked "What did eve say to adam after the 10th baby?", the boy poked the girl again "You stick that in me one more time and ill rip it off!", "that is correct!".
        -Kevin

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        • #5
          LOLz...
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          • #6
            lol

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            • #7
              Lmao!
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              • #8
                great!

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                • #9
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                  • #10
                    got another

                    Micky Mouse went to court to get a divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey Mouse wrote his reasons for the divorce. Minnie Mouse was having sex with Goofy and Mikey Mouse did not like it. He went to a judge to present his papers. When the judge read the reason he said thats not a good reason! Mickey Mouse, why yes it is I clearly wrote on the papers, "I am divorcing My wife, Minnie Mouse because she is fucking Goofy". The judge said, but Mickey, thats an awful reason why! Mickey says "why?" Judge says, "Minnie is not goofy, she is perfectly sane!"
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by [email protected]
                      got another

                      Micky Mouse went to court to get a divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey Mouse wrote his reasons for the divorce. Minnie Mouse was having sex with Goofy and Mikey Mouse did not like it. He went to a judge to present his papers. When the judge read the reason he said thats not a good reason! Mickey Mouse, why yes it is I clearly wrote on the papers, "I am divorcing My wife, Minnie Mouse because she is fucking Goofy". The judge said, but Mickey, thats an awful reason why! Mickey says "why?" Judge says, "Minnie is not goofy, she is perfectly sane!"
                      lmfao
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                      • #12
                        LMFAOROFL
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                        • #13
                          lol
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                          • #14
                            So with the first joke I don't get it. The nun never finished answering the last question, please post part 2 of the joke, don't leave me in the dark like this.

                            Cheers

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                            • #15
                              he gets it now.
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