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.. this hits to close to home..
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Originally posted by DeltaASA16
omg, I wasn't even thinking of that when I typed this joke, haha sorry man!!
Alex
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lol! I understood the joke, i was just waiting for someone to say that.Originally posted by AA_MD-80@STL
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i thought you did, i was liek you really need to be retarded and sex deprived to not get that joke.Originally posted by Messerschmitt Manlol! I understood the joke, i was just waiting for someone to say that.
oh, and im editing it now
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I caught "Adam" in there & wondered if it was a jab at Adam Wright. Good joke in any case!Originally posted by AA_MD-80@STL omg, I wasn't even thinking of that when I typed this joke, haha sorry man!!
Alex
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hahaha nope just another dude named Adam who has a hard on and...im gonna stop nowOriginally posted by DeltaRulesI caught "Adam" in there & wondered if it was a jab at Adam Wright. Good joke in any case!
DeltaRules
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OK.. I heard this one this morning....
St.Peter was guarding the gates to heaven and a long line of nuns were waiting to get in. The first nun apprached and St.Peter said "You live a good life, but before you enter, have you even come in contact with a penis?"
She blushed and replied, "well one time my finger touched one."
St.Peter replied "Ok, you may enter but before you do you must wash your finger in the holy fountain,".
Another nun approached and he asked the same question, her reply was "one time I grabbed one," his replay was "ok, you may enter but you must wash your hand in the fountain first."
Suddenly, there was a major comotion in the line as one nun ran to the front.
"Sister Mary, hold on, where are you going, don't worry, your turn will come, everyone will be judged," he told her.
"Hey, I just want to wash my mouth before the lady in front of me has to wash her ass,".
(p.s. sory for the profantiy!)Whatever is necessary, is never unwise.Comment
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Sometimes...when you are worried...no one sees your pain...
Sometimes...when you are happy...no one sees your smile...
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