Investigators Blame Stupidity In Area Death

[YBBN]

I don't know how many people here read the onion. But this article is pretty funny.

"I mean, we're not saying alcohol, fatigue, poor vehicle maintenance, and driver error didn't play their parts—but mainly, that driver was a goddamn dipshit."

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4121&n=1

EDIT: This is not meant to be disrespectful to people who know people who were involved in road accidents. If that's the case, please accept my apologies for posting and don't read the link.

[Genessee]

EDIT: This is not meant to be disrespectful to people who know people who were involved in road accidents. If that's the case, please accept my apologies for posting and don't read the link.

It happens. I saw one bonehead peeling out at every light he stopped at. The last one I saw him peel out on landed him in the back end of a pick up. No one seemed to be hurt, the pick up was fine (F350 I think) but the front end of the Z28 was destroyed. What an idiot.

[pvsoest]

"carotid artery lacerated by bottle-opener bolted to dashboard"
Now that's a creative way of dying...

BTW, you guys realise the Onion doesn't exactly cover reality, right...?

Paul

[YBBN]

BTW, you guys realise the Onion doesn't exactly cover reality, right...?

You mean the story about Bush having his identity stolen was fake?

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4118

[Genessee]

BTW, you guys realise the Onion doesn't exactly cover reality, right...?

That's one of those things I'd hope poeple oculd figure on their own by reading the contents of the site

[pvsoest]

That's one of those things I'd hope poeple oculd figure on their own by reading the contents of the site

I have to admit, slightly ashamed, that I hadn't read The Onion for a while and that, in my recollection, it was a little less 'obvious' in its intentions than it appears to be nowadays. Sorry...

BTW, the story about GWBs identity theft is quite amusing indeed. Could almost have been a scene from "Dr. Strangelove"...

Paul