Weirdest Question you have been asked?

[ATrude777]

other then this one..

It could be stupid or something..but it struck you so odd as to why they asked you that question..

For me...I am hearing impaired and such.

So I am asked this question ALOT..

"So uhm ya, can you like have sex and all, does being deaf affect your ability to have sex?"

it was funny the first few times, but now its getting annoying. if a girl asks me I say wanna come to bed with me and find out? .

so whats the stupidest, annoying, or weirdest question you have been asked.
Alex

[JeffinDEN]

other then this one..

No, this is pretty much the one.

[kcmh]

No, this is pretty much the one.

How do even follow up after that................

[herpa2003]

Simple. Just go to AD.com and look in the archives. You'll find plenty of questions in the OT forum that woud qualify as bizarre.

[screaming_emu]

I can't think of one that was directed at me right now, but when I was in San Francisco in April, I was walking down the stairs at the hotel. So a guy in a tux and a woman in a wedding gown pass by me. So they get to the top of the stairs and a woman standing there goes "awe, did you two just get married????"

[E-Diddy!]

After getting a repair estimate on my truck today I walked out the door of the shop and some old guy asked me if I was coming out the door to give an estimate on his car... riiiiiiight?

[ASpilot2be]

I have never had one asked to me, but here are some we hear in Haines:

1. When do the deer turn into Moose?
2. If its raining, will the fireworks be held indoors?
3. What elevation are we at? (This was asked to my uncle when they were on the dock)
4. Do you have electricity?
5. Do you have different money?

Etc. The list is endless.

[DeltaFlyer]

I used to work at Graceland, Elvis Presley's house in Memphis, as a tour guide - and we used to get this question alot....
"Where is the suit that Elvis was buried in?" the question was generally asked in the trohpy building near several of his other suits, our response was normally "out that door, down the steps, around to the other side of the pool and six feet underground"

[screaming_emu]

I have never had one asked to me, but here are some we hear in Haines:
[list=1][*]Do you have electricity?

well do you have electricity in your igloos?

[ASpilot2be]

well do you have electricity in your igloos?

Not real electricity. My good friend over there *points to Bullwinkle running on a hampster wheel for moose* is making electricity for this igloo. Meanwhile Rocky is running on the records to play the music.

[Crunk415balla]

I don't know where to start...I hate it when people ask stupid questions.

"Did the bus come yet?"

If it did why am i standing here....

[screaming_emu]

I don't know where to start...I hate it when people ask stupid questions.

"Did the bus come yet?"

If it did why am i standing here....

here's your sign.

[Crunk415balla]

here's your sign.

[MaDbOy]

''Can I ask you a Question?''
Well, you pretty much did.....

or, at the airport,

*yelling voice*
do you call that a DC-10?
*/yelling voice*
Me, in an ''all knowing voice''
yes.

*dissapointed voice*
oh
*/dissapointed voice*

[Messerschmitt Man]

I'm sure most of us can relate to this one, apart from the guy here that lives in an Igloo.

Ok your at the BK or micca D's or whatever and the person goes to you "would you like anything else with that such as the Chicken Mc-Testicle combo?". I got sick of that sh*t ages ago so now I make my order then finish it by going "and that completes my order thankyou"