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    I sat next to a minister on a flight to West Palm Beach to visit an old friend. After the plane took off, drink orders were taken. I asked for a bourbon and coke, which was brought and placed before me. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen prostitutes than let liquor touch my lips." I handed my drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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    lmao
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    • #3
      lol..good one
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      • #4
        Did this really happen?

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        • #5
          lol
          Suche gut gebaute 18-30 Jährigen zum schlachten.
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          • #6
            I like it!

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            • #7
              lol.. did you go for the brazen prostitutes ? where do they sit ?? cargo compartment ?
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              • #8
                Originally posted by OY-KBN
                where do they sit
                On you of course.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Messerschmitt Man
                  On you of course.
                  now you're talkin .....hooters Air..yeah
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by OY-KBN
                    now you're talkin .....hooters Air..yeah
                    you got that right, If we can be picky forget the brazen prostitutes, will get some fresh European meat on board.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Messerschmitt Man
                      you got that right, If we can be picky forget the brazen prostitutes, will get some fresh European meat on board.
                      ahhaa.. " would you like "brown" or "light" meat, sir ?? hmm A little bit of both..oh uhm maybe some "red" too..
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