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    This good looking man walks into an agent's office in Hollywood and says "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.

    The agent asked, "What's your name?"

    The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."

    The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are gonna have to change your name."

    "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."

    The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you."

    "So be it! I guess we will not do business together," the guy said, and he left the agent's office.

    FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awestruck, who would possibly send him $50,000?

    He reads the letter enclosed...

    "Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.

    Thank you for your advice.

    Sincerely,














    Dick van Dyke

  • #2
    umm...sweet..i thought it would be some kind of joke.
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    • #3
      He changed his name from Penis van Lesbian to Dick van Dyke. I think that is supposed to be the joke? Not exaclty funny though IMO, lame...

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      • #4
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        • #5
          It's not that bad!!!

          I thought it was funny.
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          • #6
            So did I




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            • #7
              Yeah, I hadn't heard it before...I found it pretty funny too.
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              • #8
                I think it's funny kinda cute in its own strange way

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                • #9
                  You have to remember the kids on this forum probably don't know who Dick Van Dyke is...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Leftseat86
                    You have to remember the kids on this forum probably don't know who Dick Van Dyke is...
                    True.......I use to watch the Dick Van Dyke Show.........wow that was ages ago!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Leftseat86
                      You have to remember the kids on this forum probably don't know who Dick Van Dyke is...
                      I'm sure everyones at least hear of him. Most people have seen marry poppins right?
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                      • #12
                        Good one, excellent. I also remember a few Disney movies of the 60s where he was starring.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Stephen Toernblom
                          The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."
                          I'm actually trying to imagine a man saying that with a straight face.... LMFAO

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