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  • Deaf Joke

    Hey guys0

    Since I am hearing impaired a friend of mine sent this to me for laughs, hope you find this funny!

    Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language).

    After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

    The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times!"


    Alex
    Stop Searching. Start Traveling. southwest.com

  • #2
    Hahahaha That's a good one Alex

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    • #3
      hahahahahahhahahaha i saw this before on a....eh....good old innocent website.
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      • #4
        lol .... old but funny !
        Inactive from May 1 2009.

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        • #5
          ya i figured it was old, but still funny for me to laugh at being the deaf guy.

          whats funnier is I dont even know Sign Language..in this situation, i just go for it, and if she slaps me back ill no there aint gonna be any action tonite

          HAHAHA

          Alex
          Stop Searching. Start Traveling. southwest.com

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          • #6
            Originally posted by AA_MD-80@STL
            whats funnier is I dont even know Sign Language..in this situation, i just go for it, and if she slaps me back ill no there aint gonna be any action tonite

            HAHAHA

            Alex
            LOL!
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            • #7
              Someone here has learned "Copy-paste"


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