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  • #16
    Originally posted by MaDbOy are that bad?
    now I understand why sometimes women say ''men!'' *sigh*
    Fine then...from now on you can use the ladies bathroom.
    "The Director also sets the record straight on what would happen if oxygen masks were to drop from the ceiling: The passengers freak out with abandon, instead of continuing to chat amiably, as though lunch were being served, like they do on those in-flight safety videos."

    -- The LA Times, in a review of 'Flightplan'


    • #17
      aww you got us good de boer ..

      current score

      M - 1

      she's back on track ..
      F - 1
      Inactive from May 1 2009.


      • #18
        Found this in one of the earliest off topic threads:


        -You can predict an airplane
        -If you respect an airplane, it will be good to you
        -Airplane skin doesn't wrinkle as badly
        -An Airplane won't criticize your performance
        -An Airplane doesn't care where you were last night
        -Airplanes don't know what money is
        -Airplanes don't get pregnant
        -Airplanes don't take forever to warm up
        -Airplanes don't spend hours in front of the mirror
        -Airplanes like to do it inverted
        -An Airplane doesn't insist that you shower before entering it
        -Airplanes don't talk back
        -Airplanes don't get headaches
        -Airplanes don't take half of everything
        -You can go down in an Airplane....Women just bring you down
        -An Airplane is cheaper to maintain
        -You don't get diseases from an Airplane
        -Airplanes have better s****s
        -Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch
        -You can approach an Airplane from the rear
        -An Airplane won't smack you for being a "bush pilot"
        -You don't always have to be on top to ride an Airplane
        -An Airplane doesn't ask you to put on a raincoat before entry
        -You can easily leave an Airplane before sunrise
        -Airplane exhaust fumes smell better
        -Airplanes lose weight faster
        -An Airplane doesn't get mad when you "touch and go"
        -An Airplane's performance is seldom hindered by weather
        -An Airplane will not get mad when you ride somebody else's Airplane
        -An Airplane's cockpit is cleaner
        -You can calculate an Airplane's peak performance
        -An Airplane is easier to roll over
        -You can still activate a fifty year old Airplane
        -Airplanes don't lose their lubrication.
        -Airplanes don't droop after many years.
        -Airplanes are easy to love.
        -You don't have to sweet talk an Airplane.
        -An Airplane moves when you tell it to.
        -Airplanes give a better ride for the money.
        -A wide body Airplane is more attractive than a wide body woman is.
        -An Airplane will kill you quick, a woman takes her time.
        -An Airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
        -An Airplane doesn't make you "pull-out" to eject.
        -You can change the looks of an airplane.
        -Airplanes come with manuals.
        -Airplanes can handle thrust better.
        -Airplanes don't scream.
        -A 747 can keep you up for 14 hours.
        -You can adjust an Airplane's attitude.
        -Women have more drag than lift.
        -Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
        -Airplanes have tray tables and ashtrays.

        Score one for the Jalapenos!!


        • #19
          Originally posted by UsAir330
          -A 747 can keep you up for 14 hours.


          • #20
            Average beer size is not subject to as much fluctuation

            Australia bound!
            Sep 3 ICN-KIX JL964 767
            Sep 3~4 KIX-BNE JL777 747


            • #21
              Beer... the Bigger... The Better