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Originally posted by tommyalf View Postfrom Top Secret!General Streck, German High Command: [talking on the phone] What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger?
[pause]
General Streck, German High Command: Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition.
[Hangs up]
General Streck, German High Command: He's dead.Comment
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We have resorted to this...
snuff videos on this forum...
And no Tom, if this is real, him be hamburger. What happened to the moped, I wonder?Comment
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DRIVER to Copilot: We get 'em?Originally posted by tommyalf View Post
Copilot to Driver: Not sure
Driver: (reverse engaging...bu-dump-be-dump)
Wait for it...
Copilot to Driver: Yup, Got' em(Shift...bu-dump-be-dump)
Fade to black....smeared street...............another road pizza. Scene.
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Andy...you're back !Originally posted by exmanx View Post
Eloquent as ever I see
....and yes, to my shame I used to ride a Honda 50 moped....until I stood up on the pegs to go over a speed bump just as the primary chain snapped and siezed the transmission.
I never realised that someone my size could fly that far over the handlebars without an engine up his backside !!If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !
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Well I know a lot better moped story.Originally posted by brianw999 View PostAndy...you're back !
Eloquent as ever I see
....and yes, to my shame I used to ride a Honda 50 moped....until I stood up on the pegs to go over a speed bump just as the primary chain snapped and siezed the transmission.
I never realised that someone my size could fly that far over the handlebars without an engine up his backside !!
There used to be this guy who lived in Florida.
He was 34 years old and running for the President of America.
The weird part is that he lived in an aparment and had never owned a vehicle, so he goes and buys a moped--even goes to the trouble to order it special--bright yellow in color.
He ramps up his Presidential campaign and gets about 68 people willing to vote for him so I go sign his political website congradulating him on his moped purchase.
For some reason this flips him out which totally baffles me because he had been all over www.interent.com bragging about the moped.
Next thing I know he has a wreck trying to pass a car on a freeway and gets a scrape. Instead of getting up he lays around in the street until a Ambulance picks him up.
The moped gets picked up by the Police impoundment center.
When he gets to the Hospital they spray on some Neosporin and discharge him to make room for real emergencies.
Ambulance rides aren't free and he doesn't have the money to pay them and ends up losing the moped to the Police because they also want money.
Since he never accpets responsability for anything he then goes onto www.internet.com and blames the driver of the car for all his failures and goes as far as to write an editorial in the local paper blaming the driver and telling them they should come forward and offer an apology.
I then ask him via his Presidential website if he will sue the person if they come forward since I am an undecided voter and forming an opinion for my future Presidential vote.
This again spins him into a tirade and his wife contacts me me an Email telling me he also has video game/porn addiction.
About this same time he goes into his political website and alters my contributions which I point out is bad for a political candidate to do within a public forum that openly ask for contributions--and I ask about the porn addiction.
Well--next thing I know he is threating to sue me via a pre-paid legal team.
I tell him to go ahead because I have saved all correspondance including the picture of him holding an artillery shell projecting outward like a phallic device.
Next thing I know he threatens to sue Chris Kilroy and then joins the Army to learn to be a helicopter mechanic.
Times are strange and mopeds only seem to make them worse.Comment
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