I'm Gonna Be A Dad!

[avro_arrow_25206]

Unfortunately now you have to do this thing called "Responsibility" whatever that means...

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so don't get too excited now, Paul
However, congratulations!

[FlyingPhotog]

Congrats!



Really? Wouldn't that mean that most babies would be boys then? Since a father is always male? I'm confused.

I know it sounds weird but the father's sperm carry both DNA so it just depends which one gets into the egg.

[Genessee]

"Responsibility" whatever that means...

Something about diverting funds from spiffy gadgets to future planning funds..aiiee!

[Simpleboy]

Paul,

Congratulations!

What he said,

Will, all chromosomes are in pairs. The sex chromosomes are either an X or Y, with the Y being dominant. So a XY is male and XX is (the only possible way to be) female.

Its rather Ironic that in the 15th century, men were allowed to leave their partners if they didnt produce male offspring.

[DeltaFlyer]

must be something in the water...lol...my sis in laws brother (mechanic for southwest at LUV) just had a kid...
it will be a while b4 you get a good nights sleep again so enjoy it while it lasts...
congrats on the kid...he or she will bring a whole new meaning to everything in your life...

[pdeboer]

Congratulations, you must be very happy! Hope everything goes well, I am wishing you and your wife a good pregnancy time.

cheers, Pamela

[Crazy764]

Yes! My ignorance has prompted Sam to post on here again!

Thanks for the explanation guys.

[mikecweb]

Congrats.

Better get the baby used to that jet fuel smell.

[chrisburns]

OH NO, ANOTHER WN LOVER!!!! Here, ill email you some learning pics for the little one and just a clue they might have nwa somewhere in them

Just playin...

Congrats, I hope all goes well and everything goes according to plan!

[screaming_emu]

you're gonna name him joe, right?

[DAL767-400ER]

you're gonna name him joe, right?

As long as the bottle he's giving him isn't a beer bottle .

Congratulations, Paul!

[MaxPower]

Thanks for sharing the great news Paul. You did a fantastic job. Now are you sure its not twins ?? joke

Anyway Congratulation Paul. Thats for a healthy and a lovely boy/girl. you're having after 9 months.

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We are humbled by the awesome power of this moment.
From your lives you will bring forth life.
Through both your love you shall fashion a child of love.
May your child to be a blessing to all he/she meets.
And may he/she count you among his blessings as well.
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Have a nice day Paul.

[expoITHscohen]

Congrats!!!! I hear having a child is very rewarding (If he doesn't turn out like me )

[TAP-A343]

Congratulations, mate.

If this will be your first child as I think it will, you can be sure that it was the best "work" you did so far in your life.

I wish all the best for you and your present and future family.

Cheers.

[Ansett]

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money .
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit
Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.

Just been made an uncle myself and i am suprised that the baby gets all the attention. Whenever i hold that bundle of joy he always cries It is my hands that are rough i simply dont know.

Well congratulations there mate, dont forgot in nine months to send us a picture of that great bundle of joy, and may you have the most wonderful time ever.

Also people say that the first baby always have the learning curves in life! meaning whenever the second child comes along, which i very much say that it will takes two to tango that the second one will be alot easier to manage as you know the mistakes you have made with the previous one.

Once again congratulations. Does that mean your taking maternity leave?