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  • Because nobody else is posting and this is getting boring...

    ...here's a joke.


    Rumsfeld tells the president that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

    The president throws up his hands to heaven and lets out an anguished groan before collapsing into his chair. "OH NO! That's terrible!"

    His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
    the
    president sits, head in hands.

    Finally, the president looks up and asks,

    "How many is a brazillion?"
    "The Director also sets the record straight on what would happen if oxygen masks were to drop from the ceiling: The passengers freak out with abandon, instead of continuing to chat amiably, as though lunch were being served, like they do on those in-flight safety videos."

    -- The LA Times, in a review of 'Flightplan'

  • #2
    Lol

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    • #3
      ahahaha, didn't see that one coming!

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      • #4
        ROTFL!
        THE VOICE OF REASON HAS SPOKEN!
        Pop quiz: Which US president said, "Saddam Hussein has spent the better part of this decade, and much of his nation's wealth, not on providing for the Iraqi people, but on developing nuclear, chemical and biological weapons and the missiles to deliver them."
        George W. Bush is not correct. It was Bill Clinton in his 1998 State of the Union speech. HMMMMMMMMM.

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        • #5
          Too funny. I never expected that ending.

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          • #6
            heh now thats funny

            Midwest Airlines - The Best Care In The Air

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            • #7
              Haahaa:rolleyes:
              Inactive from May 1 2009.

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              • #8
                I've already emailed it to several co-workers and friends.
                Follow me on Twitter! www.twitter.com/flyingphotog

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by PT737SWA
                  I've already emailed it to several co-workers and friends.
                  Same here. Todays been full of laughs..Mostly at The Amazing Race's expense, but the joke certainly helped.

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                  • #10
                    LMFAO. Oh damn that was good. Thats getting emailed.
                    Ryan Davis
                    Admin, FlyerGuide.Net
                    www.flyerguide.net

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                    • #11
                      LOL.

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                      • #12
                        haha. i got a good laugh.
                        Compañia Mexicana De Aviación S.A. De C.V. - "La Primera Siempre Será La Primera"

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                        • #13
                          LOL

                          today really has been a funny day, math class was so funny, then this!

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