If God created heaven and earth, then he created yeast that converts sugar into alcohol and beer for us to drink.
And when we drink beer, we are filled with joy and love one another.
And when we drink beer we become instantly smarter and able solve all the world's problems.
And when we drink enough beer, we fall asleep.
And when we are sleeping, we are not committing sins.
And when we don't commit sins, we go to heaven.
Therefore, God must want us to get drunk so we will all go to heaven!"
Can I get an Alleluliah!?
Alex
And when we drink beer, we are filled with joy and love one another.
And when we drink beer we become instantly smarter and able solve all the world's problems.
And when we drink enough beer, we fall asleep.
And when we are sleeping, we are not committing sins.
And when we don't commit sins, we go to heaven.
Therefore, God must want us to get drunk so we will all go to heaven!"
Can I get an Alleluliah!?
Alex
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