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  • For all the Beer drinkers, especially Joe!!

    If God created heaven and earth, then he created yeast that converts sugar into alcohol and beer for us to drink.
    And when we drink beer, we are filled with joy and love one another.
    And when we drink beer we become instantly smarter and able solve all the world's problems.
    And when we drink enough beer, we fall asleep.
    And when we are sleeping, we are not committing sins.
    And when we don't commit sins, we go to heaven.
    Therefore, God must want us to get drunk so we will all go to heaven!"
    Can I get an Alleluliah!?



    Alex
    Stop Searching. Start Traveling. southwest.com

  • #2
    I can give you an AMEN!!!!!

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    • #3
      Im already in heaven (of Beer wasteland), where the water in the lakes are beer, The coconuts hanging in palmtrees are filled with beer..Hmmm Carlsberg. Heck.. Everything is beer.. bwahahaa : But Amen To You. Brotha !
      Inactive from May 1 2009.

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      • #4
        In heaven there is no beer
        That's why we drink it here
        And when we're gone from here
        Our friends will be drinking all our beer!

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        • #5
          Another reason you need to start drinking heavily Alex. Don't know how many times I have to tell you.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by tommyalf
            Another reason you need to start drinking heavily Alex. Don't know how many times I have to tell you.
            *sips coke*
            Stop Searching. Start Traveling. southwest.com

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            • #7
              Originally posted by bloodhound96
              In heaven there is no beer
              That's why we drink it here
              And when we're gone from here
              Our friends will be drinking all our beer!

              I was just about to do that, oh well off to the hockey game to sing it!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by bloodhound96
                In heaven there is no beer
                That's why we drink it here
                And when we're gone from here
                Our friends will be drinking all our beer!
                Good one !
                Inactive from May 1 2009.

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                • #9
                  ... maybe I should start drinking more...

                  On a further notice, that could mean the end of the world

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Mark 7:14-19 NIV
                    14Again Jesus called the crowd to him and said, "Listen to me, everyone, and understand this. 15Nothing outside a man can make him 'unclean' by going into him. Rather, it is what comes out of a man that makes him 'unclean.' "[f]

                    17After he had left the crowd and entered the house, his disciples asked him about this parable. 18"Are you so dull?" he asked. "Don't you see that nothing that enters a man from the outside can make him 'unclean'? 19For it doesn't go into his heart but into his stomach, and then out of his body."

                    So sayeth the Lord!



                    Mike
                    Van Hoolio's JP.net Photos
                    lp.org

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                    • #11
                      "its beer.....hoorray beer!"

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