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  • Woman Gets OWNED by Ex-lover in Email (PG-13)

    Be sure to read the whole thing, it's worth it.

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  • #2
    "This posting has been removed by craigslist community"

    D'oh.

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    • #3
      That cracked me up...

      PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email.
      Bwahahaha Heck ya.
      Inactive from May 1 2009.

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      • #4
        Thats awesome.

        Thanks for the laugh this morning Paul!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Genessee
          "This posting has been removed by craigslist community"

          D'oh.
          The link is still working...
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          • #6
            Originally posted by PT737SWA
            The link is still working...
            Seems like it *re:above posts*

            Weird, I tried here at work and I get the same message.
            http://houston.craigslist.org/rnr/107081114.html ==


            And weirder still, when I copy the link out of FF (from the one you posted) and hit the one I put above the screen shot...It works. *blames emu*

            More editing: That was pretty good.

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            • #7
              That is weird. and yes its sad, but it can only be Emu's fault.




              lol
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              • #8
                Originally posted by John Paul
                That is weird. and yes its sad, but it can only be Emu's fault.
                Many things can be attributed to AOE.."Act of Emu"

                There's something different about you today Mr. Solis...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Genessee
                  There's something different about you today Mr. Solis...
                  Yeah I was wondering, WTF is 'John Paul' until I clicked to his profile page...lol
                  Suche gut gebaute 18-30 Jährigen zum schlachten.
                  - Metzgermeister

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by General Esse..
                    There's something different about you today Mr. Solis...
                    Still the same, like my signature.
                    Originally posted by MaDbOy
                    Yeah I was wondering, WTF is 'John Paul' until I clicked to his profile page...lol
                    I just didnt liked my Danish registrationed A330 username anymore. ....
                    Inactive from May 1 2009.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by John Paul
                      Still the same, like my signature.
                      The Sig and Avatar were what gave you away, plus I knew your name from the signatures/previous posts

                      So, you got a problem with Danish A330's eh? *taps foot* :P

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                      • #12
                        Brad,

                        It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I
                        feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I
                        am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the
                        people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person
                        that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all
                        for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all
                        of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can
                        handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even
                        handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't
                        handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird,
                        I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The
                        world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me,
                        there are songs I can't listen to, and I just ! feel beyond crushed. I
                        don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping
                        that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also
                        hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds
                        totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant
                        role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally
                        strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior
                        didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you
                        hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a
                        terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say
                        or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that
                        fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever
                        imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my
                        life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it.

                        I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you
                        won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for
                        getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at
                        your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be
                        great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel
                        like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it
                        was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I
                        really don't think I can handle that.

                        I am so sorry.

                        Elizabeth

                        The Reply:
                        -----Original Message-----
                        Sent: Monday, October 24, 2005 12:02 PM
                        Subject: Re: Ugh....enjoy.

                        Dear Elizabeth,

                        Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L"
                        for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less
                        about".

                        You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting
                        to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load
                        of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45
                        minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long
                        because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid
                        thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

                        To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and
                        degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour
                        span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't Fuck
                        him" somehow gave you a clean slate.

                        So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to
                        you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden
                        retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been
                        most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings
                        for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't
                        think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run
                        of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as
                        your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty
                        hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my
                        place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up
                        tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning
                        commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for
                        a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that
                        when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on
                        top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh
                        our heads off about the time it happened.

                        By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class
                        you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs
                        you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little
                        like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

                        PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email.

                        Talk to you never,
                        Brad

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Genessee
                          The Sig and Avatar were what gave you away, plus I knew your name from the signatures/previous posts
                          Oh gees, So I blew my cover .. ?? Doh ...

                          Originally posted by Genessee
                          So, you got a problem with Danish A330's eh? *taps foot* :P
                          Yeah,, You want a piece of me . ??? Im watching you booooy ... !!


                          Did he just pasted the friggin long quote ```??




                          Fcuk that for a long qoute..
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                          • #14
                            ROFLMAO, that was complete ownage .

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                            • #15
                              That was the best thing ever.

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