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  • #16
    Originally posted by Genessee
    I missed the outhouses enough to cut a moon shaped hole into the bathroom door here. The toilet turned my igloo from a plain shelter into a real home.
    yeah, how bummed are you that they're not going to be making the magazine "Better Homes and Igloos" anymore?

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    • #17
      Originally posted by screaming_emu
      yeah, how bummed are you that they're not going to be making the magazine "Better Homes and Igloos" anymore?
      I hadn't thought of that. Could it be the reason Martha Stewart keeps turning down my inviations as well!? Dang!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by screaming_emu
        I had something similar happen at the airport when I was new at UND. My roomie and I were up wandering around the airport on our own. We saw all there is to see so we were gonna head out to his car. We were going to go out a side door because it was closer to where we parked. We walked through one door, went down the stairs to find that this exit was a fire exit only. If we went out it would set off the fire alarm. No biggie, we'll head up the stairs and go back the way we came....damn, the door locked behind us. So there we are stuck in a stairwell. Of course it was a sunday, so nobody was around. We stood there pounding on the door for about 20 mins before somebody finally heard us and came to let us out.

        If there's no other chance... set the alarm on.
        [SIGNATURE GOES HERE]

        Felipe Garcia

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Felipe Garcia
          If there's no other chance... set the alarm on.
          Either that or die from hunger.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Messerschmitt Man
            Either that or die from hunger.
            He was with his roomie....There's always the cannibal thing.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Genessee
              He was with his roomie....There's always the cannibal thing.
              But the "die from hunger" part still applies after the...um... big feast

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              • #22
                Originally posted by avro_arrow_25206
                But the "die from hunger" part still applies after the...um... big feast
                You've raised a good point, but a bellie full of Emu meat is a welcome respite regardless of the fact the hunger will eventually return.

                How a thread can go from G.W.Bush not being able to open doors to Screaming Emu becoming a victim of his roomies cannibalism in a stairwell I will never know

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                • #23
                  Its happened to me more then once.
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                  http://www.jetphotos.net/showphotos.php?userid=170

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                  • #24
                    my favorite part of the whole thing before when the reporter was being a dick and he just shut him down. "Have you ever heard of jetlag?"
                    THE VOICE OF REASON HAS SPOKEN!
                    Pop quiz: Which US president said, "Saddam Hussein has spent the better part of this decade, and much of his nation's wealth, not on providing for the Iraqi people, but on developing nuclear, chemical and biological weapons and the missiles to deliver them."
                    George W. Bush is not correct. It was Bill Clinton in his 1998 State of the Union speech. HMMMMMMMMM.

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                    • #25
                      one could say that this is similar to his inability to find a way out of Iraq.... but I digress
                      In every organization, there will always be one person who knows what's going on. This person must be fired.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Excalibur2004
                        one could say that this is similar to his inability to find a way out of Iraq.... but I digress
                        Now now, he is getting preassure from Democrats, Republicans and Iraqis. He doesn't have much choice. They are talking about getting out in a serious way now.
                        THE VOICE OF REASON HAS SPOKEN!
                        Pop quiz: Which US president said, "Saddam Hussein has spent the better part of this decade, and much of his nation's wealth, not on providing for the Iraqi people, but on developing nuclear, chemical and biological weapons and the missiles to deliver them."
                        George W. Bush is not correct. It was Bill Clinton in his 1998 State of the Union speech. HMMMMMMMMM.

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