Greetings Boys And Girls!

[IntheShade]

I suppose instead of Baby-Sitter what I really want is a virtual Stewardess.

I would say things like:

"Hows the temperature back there?"
"Hey Sweetie, how about bringing some cookies up here?"
and of course my favorite:
"Assume the crash postion, we're going in!"

In addition I would also parade her around the house in full uniform (white gloves, hat and skirt) before letting her have "her wings".

Then we would get to the best part: The Layover

[PHLY Girl]

Which beach do our babysitters prefer?

SXM?

Well, I can't speak for AmyB, but personally, Omaha Beach kind of has my admiration.

But you're making progress. Asking the "chick" what she would prefer to do rather then always making all the decisions is always a good thing.

[Leftseat86]

Well, I can't speak for AmyB, but personally, Omaha Beach kind of has my admiration.


Normandy is beautifull in the fall...

-Clovis

[AmyB]

AHHHHHH!!!!

Which beach do our babysitters prefer?

SXM?

I just realised something, SXM is sometimes associated with

sado monasticism

lol

I can see I have my work cut out for me.

I'm pulling out the emergency manual as we speak, PHLY Girl.

[c72]

Some of you are making us guys look like macho meatheads!

Treat women with dignity and respect!

[Leftseat86]

You mean you have moderating Checklists???

-CLovis

[PHLY Girl]

I suppose instead of Baby-Sitter what I really want is a virtual Stewardess.

I would say things like:

[b]"Hows the temperature back there?"
"Hey Sweetie, how about bringing some cookies up here?"
and of course my favorite:
"Assume the crash postion, we're going in!"

In addition I would also parade her around the house in full uniform (white gloves, hat and skirt) before letting her have "her wings".

Then we would get to the best part: The Layover

Oh Dear.

Boys - I'm not sure that the venerable Mr. ITS is quite the example I was looking for of how to schmooze a "chick", but can you tell that he's put some thought into it? For that I have to give him some credit. Very original thinking!

Good luck, though, finding a girl that would go along with such a "game". I hear they're hard to come by.

[NWA 757 351]

I'm pulling out the emergency manual as we speak, PHLY Girl.

What's the standard protocol in "emergencies" like this?

[Leftseat86]

Kaddy, big no-no unless she enjoys airplanes herself. I would make her happy first, ask where SHE would like to go.

-Clovis

[Leftseat86]

Okay Kaddy didnt know you were after PHLY Girl.. LMAO!

My statement still stands for gilrs in general I would think

-Clov

[PHLY Girl]

Okay Kaddy didnt know you were after PHLY Girl.. LMAO!

My statement still stands for gilrs in general I would think

-Clov

Kaddy does score points for picking up on that - but then again, he's in the UK, of which I only have limited experience with the males of that nation.

Tip #3: Don't always generalize about "chicks". You never know what they might be into.

Okay, you all are on your own for a while. Ms PHLY Girl has to go to a big world adult meeting where there will be important things discussed. Please behave, and keep those cards and comments and questions coming !

[AmyB]

Okay Kaddy didnt know you were after PHLY Girl.. LMAO!

Oooo...already got a problem here. If you will refer back to page 2, PHLY Girl clearly states as her subject heading the first rule here:

Lesson 1 - Don't Hit On Your Babysitter

[Leftseat86]

I have never hit on a baby sitter...as long as Katamarino (JP.net) isnt a baby sitter :P

-CLovis

[Katamarino]

I have never hit on a baby sitter...as long as Katamarino (JP.net) isnt a baby sitter :P

-CLovis

Not on a regular basis

[Leftseat86]

Well I have alot of baby-sitting to do this summer...I'm staying at my Aunt's and my two younger cousins need constant attention!

Anybody have any tips with 6 and a 10 year olds?

-Clovis