Ok..last week - I was working the gates and on an ATL bound flight the pilot comes up to get his paperwork. He asks me if I like bad jokes - I said sure so he started telling a few...here is a bit of his act..lol..
Why can't pilots contract the Bird Flu?
'cause they are pigs
Why can't f/a's contract the Bird Flu?
'cause it is a brain disease
What does a pilot do when a f/a starts banging on his hotel door at a layover point?
he gets out of bed and lets her out
Why can't pilots contract the Bird Flu?
'cause they are pigs
Why can't f/a's contract the Bird Flu?
'cause it is a brain disease
What does a pilot do when a f/a starts banging on his hotel door at a layover point?
he gets out of bed and lets her out
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