Translating can be funny! Try this.

[Tillerman]

This translation site is fun to fool around with: http://babelfish.altavista.com/
Another one: http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

Have fun.

Tillerman.

[pkonowrocki]

*Lying on the floor and crying*

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That site is cool. However no Polish ???
Btw typed in "go nad F88K yourself and translated to russian: "Пойдите fuck" which means something different... so don't use it as a help when during your homework

[Star Alliance]

What's fun is to translate from one language to another, and then back ! "Your mother is a stupid, comunist-loving freak-pig" to french is "Votre mère est un anormal-porc stupide et comunist-affectueux", then back is , "Your mother is a stupid and comunist-affectionate abnormal-pig"
That's pretty funny.
Cheers,
A.M.

[indian airlines]

Lol...the Cockney dialect reminds me of Stan Shunpike from the Harry Potter series (book 3).

[matth]

Ask Kevin about "Onboard Newspaper" in Russian..

[Crism]

Try and read the JP forums in redneck!

[ATLcenter]

What's fun is to translate from one language to another, and then back ! "Your mother is a stupid, comunist-loving freak-pig" to french is "Votre mère est un anormal-porc stupide et comunist-affectueux", then back is , "Your mother is a stupid and comunist-affectionate abnormal-pig"
That's pretty funny.
Cheers,
A.M.

Oddly enough, it worked perfectly when I tried to do "Capitalist Pig!" from English to German and back to English!

[Irfan]

Дайте ему пролом вы тупоумный идиот!

English: (in the site) Give to it breach you stupid idiot!

Actually: Give it a break you stupid idiot!

[pkonowrocki]

That's the best :

"Go and burn your house you a$$"

English - to spanish

"va la quemadura su casa usted asno"

Spanish to english

"Its house goes to burn you a$$"

[NOTAR520AC]

Go and burn your house you a$$

Your command and subject contradict each other- it should be "Queme su casa, burro." Commonly, unless you're telling someone to go somewhere you leave "go" out, since by commanding them to do something you're telling them to "go" do it. "Asno" is a donkey, "burro" is their equivalent of "ass" (as in "idiot"). Entiendes?

[Chris@YYZ]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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[ACman]

Dis dread be nodgn but funny stuff! Right on! ah' lov eusin' de translato', its de best doodad t'use when ya've gots nodin' t'do likes Translate somehtin' t'anoda' language and translate it back. Ya' know? Wow, we gots nodign t'do! Right on! lol

[matth]

Dis dread be nodgn but funny stuff! Right on! ah' lov eusin' de translato', its de best doodad t'use when ya've gots nodin' t'do likes Translate somehtin' t'anoda' language and translate it back. Ya' know? Wow, we gots nodign t'do! Right on! lol

Sounds like a schoolbus driver I had a few times..

[Star Alliance]

Wow you have an interesting language Patrick! LOL!
Origional- I'm sorry that you are such an ugly fool.
To Polish- Przykro mi ów jesteś taki i brzydki błaznować
And Back- I'm sorry yonder are not such as well unsightly play the fool
WTF
Cheers,
A.M.

[JordanD]

Try reading the front page in Jive. Hilarious.