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Originally posted by avro_arrow_25206
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Here are some other good ones:
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
n a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."
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damn all you disrespectful people. Chuck Norris is not a joke and everything on that site is 100% true. Bustin on my idol like that...Comment
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Heres some good ones (from the same site Genessee already posted)
One of my favourites:
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Are you questioning the awesomness of Chuck Norris?Originally posted by DAL767-400ERI have no freakin' idea why Chuck Norris was chosen for this string of jokes, but they are funny as hell .
I saw some similar jokes on the internet but about Mr.T
I don't know where they came from though
"Children are afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Mr.T."
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The url I posted has a Mr.T section as wellOriginally posted by JordanDAre you questioning the awesomness of Chuck Norris?
I saw some similar jokes on the internet but about Mr.T
I don't know where they came from though
"Children are afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Mr.T."
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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried.
There is no such thing as the Theory of Evolution; just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.Comment
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These jokes are just awsoem. I think his name is pretty cool to. But no one thinks Chuck Norris' name sucks unless they want a roundhouse to the face.-KevinComment
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So.....Who's tougher? Col. James Braddock? Or John J. Rambo? We've never seen Rambo pull off a roundhouse.......
*waits for an Airbus VS. Boeing type argument to ensue*Comment
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I wonder if the Conan Walker clips are online. That stuff is classic.
Video of Tony Danza reading these to Chuck Norris.
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